this comment is seriously underrated & absolutely brilliant

He won't be able to see where he's going though :/

😂😂😂😂

Used condom market value is proportional to value of former owner.

Tell that to the kids in basic training with their 30% apr challengers

Doesn't make sense haha

You should outside friend find go, play people other with people.

The Guild is for those studying a particular surname. I've registered 'Failes'. So it's just a lot of relatively unusual names, though there are exceptions. My late wife registered Nicklinson and Chessum, but they're no longer current.

Sorry my man, wrong hole

Okay that made me chuckle

I would rather people laugh at me than not. At least then I know I’m normal. Don’t treat me any differently just because I can’t see it.

My husband and I are also blind. I have prosthetic eyes, but he has real ones. One day we were really getting into sex, and things were heating up until I stuck my finger directly into the back of his eyesocket. And it was not long after we’d had the worst fight we have ever had. So it was really awkward and I spent an hour trying to reassure him that I really wasn’t actually trying to kill him. He was not happy.

Yeah. I think Arrested Development is artwork because of the immense detail, the nicknames, the hidden jokes, the writing, acting, the wordplay. So much!

Community and Schitt's Creek, while they have aspects of all that, are undeniably not as detailed and not as cleverly written. I've seen Arrested Development 4 times by now. I notice something new every single time. I'm not kidding, every time.

Community is so awesome! But upon rewatching, it's the exact same thing. Schitt's Creek, I think, is all right.

Have you ever seen the movie The Royal Tenenbaums?

Edit: and, I agree, the Netflix continuation sucked

Also, here are just a few of the jokes in Arrested Development

oh no unfortunately he stopped her i feel bad for him he must of liked it

I saw my math teacher walking into a bar holding some graph paper.

I thought, “he's plotting something”.

r/AndMyAxe

anyone? Bueller?

Anyway, it's a fence.

Holy moly I work in a courthouse and this one was a hit

Fuck you for that

Was she also produced in a third world country with questionable working conditions?

My boyfriend poked me in the eyes, now I'm cock eyed.

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A Klein bottle walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why so small?"

Did you approach the poacher about it?

Hey, contact is contact