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BruceWayne3011 t1_j5uekl4 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Me after buying a walking stick: Look what you made me do
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cookerg t1_j5ucctd wrote
I told the Mobius strip not to focus on his negative aspects - there's a whole other side to him. He started to cry.
clauderains99 t1_j5uca73 wrote
Reply to comment by CranksInTheItemShop in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Hey, if you like penis on your pizza, have at it.
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5u9tn8 wrote
Reply to comment by clauderains99 in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Holy shit what a stretch. Just taking every opportunity to be transphobic
Starfish-Story t1_j5u9axm wrote
I like my scotch and men the same: aged 18 years (American Pie)
SpiritualRush9552 t1_j5u9423 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Upside down and on the floor.
jakedesnake t1_j5u8nrx wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Uuhhh
Okay
[deleted] t1_j5u8eac wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
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feedmyrobot t1_j5u8d00 wrote
I walked into a bar, Ouch. I'll walk around it next time.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5u6ouq wrote
Reply to comment by lol_ole_me in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
No idea what you're on about
[deleted] t1_j5u6lj6 wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
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BertzReynolds t1_j5u6e7n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Easy to use?
Jkjk
[deleted] t1_j5u67tf wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
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Waitsfornoone t1_j5u5hss wrote
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don’t know if I can get hard; I just got laid this morning.
lol_ole_me t1_j5u56vl wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You folks are twisted. I bet you remember the dead baby jokes
Nous-erna-me t1_j5u46mj wrote
Reply to comment by coarsing_batch in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Wait, what?
mrstewart26 t1_j5u2ss3 wrote
Wholesome!
Nimelennar t1_j5u1ygi wrote
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
It probably has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.
watdafuknow t1_j5u1rb4 wrote
If it's a Range Rover, no difference. They are both for stuck up cunts
MadAdam88 t1_j5u0xg4 wrote
That joke didn't go over easy, did it?
Ready373 OP t1_j5u0hoy wrote
Reply to comment by OptimusPrimel984 in I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
I’m sure we’ll be able to whip up some more good ones.
anonymous_C1-37 t1_j5u09d4 wrote
Reply to comment by HashtagTSwagg in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
So Jewish?
New-Entertainer-5582 t1_j5tzuyg wrote
Idk but the both kill people
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ufwwy wrote
Reply to comment by BruceWayne3011 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
😂😂