Recent comments in /f/Jokes
harabanaz t1_j5uw9pz wrote
Reply to comment by lassehp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Why did Sisyphos cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other side.
coarsing_batch t1_j5uujx4 wrote
Reply to comment by cdzhunter91 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You are very weird, but OK.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_j5utmhk wrote
The Higgs boson walks into a cathedral. A priest stops him and says, "You can't come in here!"
The Higgs boson replies, "But without me you can't have mass."
Guitbocks t1_j5ut83u wrote
Too hot and you get nervous about getting burned, too cold and there’s just bitterness but when it’s just right the day seems incomplete without them.
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j5ut69l wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in Golden opportunity. by Buddy2269
The real joke…
Peace_Is_Coming t1_j5uszxl wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
They probably thought the taxi driver was going to give you a blow job lol !!!
bakershotttbog OP t1_j5urzjp wrote
Reply to comment by AdReady1809 in I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
Ouch
cdzhunter91 t1_j5uqx9w wrote
Reply to comment by coarsing_batch in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Just trying to help… you spelled bitch wrong in your profile name. Just looking out for you
G_D_Ironside t1_j5uqb06 wrote
Reply to comment by Ain_denver in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
“Full of sausage and covered in sauce.”
Fucking amazing.
light_speed_dreams t1_j5uoii5 wrote
At least it wasn’t a one sided conversation
Dr_Rapier t1_j5uo8rx wrote
I was going to follow up with a joke about mild cheddar, but it's not very mature.
[deleted] t1_j5unmes wrote
Reply to comment by bingouser07 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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leonscum t1_j5unkkh wrote
Reply to Golden opportunity. by Buddy2269
Maybe with a little FORE play, you'll get a hole in one.
bingouser07 t1_j5un1js wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
So now i don't see the future of our relationship 😅
RutCry t1_j5umlw8 wrote
Reply to comment by Nimelennar in I was in court recently. The judge found me guilty of being 'Egotistical' by ArcTan_Pete
Greetings, fellow old person!
Teridus t1_j5umikp wrote
A Morbius strip-walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hey! You can't do that in here! Put your clothes back on!"
Morbius answered: "It's morbin' time!"
...and morbed all over those guys.
Henri_Dupont t1_j5umiag wrote
When I was in court, the judge gave me a compliment!
I told him I had two wives, and he said that was big o' me!
Twudie t1_j5um6wi wrote
Both freeze up when you run the microwave?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ulxdm wrote
Reply to comment by BotCo_Teum in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You do indeed
BotCo_Teum t1_j5ulpyf wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You need to keep an eye out for this kind of thing…
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5ulo4m wrote
Reply to comment by clauderains99 in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Brother nobody was talking about penis😭 you just see the word woman and your first instinct is to bring up trans people
DutchOfBurdock t1_j5ujeng wrote
What do you call a condom stuck to a ceiling? Pissed off.
What do you call a condom stuck to a window? Condomsation.
lassehp t1_j5ui092 wrote
Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
To be on the same side.
phollox t1_j5ufxt0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ready373 in I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
I was not eggspecting a reply
Sleepdprived t1_j5uyvc4 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Ready in 20 minutes or less?