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Reply to comment by bfs102 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
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[deleted] t1_j5vbl9g wrote
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Waitsfornoone t1_j5vbczr wrote
Reply to comment by FactoryBuilder in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Obligation fulfilled. Well done.
MyNameIsAirl t1_j5vabg6 wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
That is in fact the joke. Good job.
[deleted] t1_j5vab77 wrote
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jetty_junkie t1_j5v9dd0 wrote
Then there’s the dreaded avian-swine flu
They will need to come up with a vaccine when pigs fly
Sad-GrapefruitC-132 t1_j5v8mj4 wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
BNI_sp t1_j5v8k3k wrote
Reply to comment by cookerg in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Best jokes are in the comments. Again. Take my upvote.
fourlegged t1_j5v76rw wrote
Reply to comment by Low-Airline-7588 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Have some sympathy for the recently unemployed. He just got the sack.
gerrineer t1_j5v6com wrote
They both get fucked by viruses?
[deleted] t1_j5v68na wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyCatStevens in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
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ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5v5n7m wrote
Reply to comment by eatabean in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I have a better one …
Does the Dancer double in size when cut in Half?
missdui t1_j5v5b5f wrote
Reply to comment by bfs102 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Yeah I think it's supposed to be that his dictionary or thesaurus got stolen...
General_Freed t1_j5v4far wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I'll send thesaurus after them!
4BDUL4Z1Z OP t1_j5v3b67 wrote
Reply to comment by TembaThicBavuma in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
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Theodore_lovespell t1_j5v2wig wrote
It’s easier to pull out in a car
Clue_Loose t1_j5v29si wrote
I told the judge I couldn’t read well. So he gave me a light sentence
phollox t1_j5v1skn wrote
Bartender: it doesn't matter where you start, it would be the same. Now, tell me your side of the story
Mobius: there's is only my side....
TembaThicBavuma t1_j5v0qlp wrote
That’s a nice joke I’ve read in a while but damn I miss my grandma now :’(
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5v0no2 wrote
Reply to comment by bfs102 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I’ll be sure to bring my ‘A’ game next time.
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5v0gk9 wrote
Reply to comment by fourlegged in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I hope they bag the guy who did it and book them.
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OpeningKnowledge3205 t1_j5v0c45 wrote
Reply to comment by bfs102 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Don't point it out. 😅
fourlegged t1_j5v071y wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I hope they got a good story out of it
bfs102 t1_j5uzrwo wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
This isn't even funny
Specialist_Loquat_49 t1_j5vem0n wrote
Reply to I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
That was an eggcelent joke!