Recent comments in /f/Jokes
dmcohv t1_j5w7imb wrote
Reply to comment by Nimelennar in I was in court recently. The judge found me guilty of being 'Egotistical' by ArcTan_Pete
When you’re perfect in every way.
[deleted] t1_j5w72ue wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
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Unknown_starnger t1_j5w58pa wrote
No shapes really "start" anywhere.
saucebuckets t1_j5w492z wrote
Reply to comment by JohnnyElmagnifco995 in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Uncle crack you
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Darksaint91 t1_j5w2sbv wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
LOL first time I’ve heard this.
clauderains99 t1_j5w1vvp wrote
Reply to comment by CranksInTheItemShop in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Is that what you think? Your mother must be proud. Hey, good talk! Now fuck off.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5vxo9o wrote
Reply to comment by MyNameIsAirl in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Sshh. The only advantage we have over AI is our sense of humour
Calm_Cry_2993 t1_j5vuk4y wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Round and sliced up.
Aggravating-Scale-53 t1_j5vucuz wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
🤦
r/thatsthejoke
[deleted] t1_j5vtiff wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
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CU_Tigers2215 t1_j5vpf63 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Cut up in the fridge
Waitsfornoone t1_j5vnwcg wrote
Pope Francis was just diagnosed with the bird flu.
It is thought he got it from one of the cardinals.
Gilgamesh72 t1_j5vnoey wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Warm fragrant and cheesy for me
Waitsfornoone t1_j5vn4au wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Check your phone - there are plenty of words in there.
[deleted] t1_j5vlrxu wrote
Reply to comment by bfs102 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
A heckler on a SM thread, that’s funny.
kzooy t1_j5vljk6 wrote
Reply to I like my women by freightdogger
are you a skinwalker?
Gloomy_Recording_705 t1_j5vl9q4 wrote
DoctorSKENG t1_j5vk1bv wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Rihanna when she’s the only girl in the world
DoctorSKENG t1_j5vjzy6 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Harvey price opening a can of sprite
Geirilious t1_j5vjreo wrote
They are constantly complaining that what you enter into them isn't long enough and wants it harder
druu222 t1_j5vj2hq wrote
Allriiighhhht! Math humor.
Q: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
cookerg t1_j5vilp2 wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
:)
furiousfurret t1_j5verad wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Reminds me of the time I itch a ride with a truck Driver. He had a small monkey and said " watch this" and he slapped the chimp behind the head and it started to give him a blowjob. He then ask me if I wanted to try it. I said ok but dont slap me too hard.
Serpardum t1_j5w8j28 wrote
Reply to comment by Unknown_starnger in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
My ruler starts at 0.