Recent comments in /f/Jokes
morerobotsplease t1_j5wr78w wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
A lot of places have a designated area where licensed taxis must wait in line to pick up passengers. If you want a taxi, you go to the area and go to the taxi at the front of the line.
halite001 t1_j5wqxvy wrote
Reply to comment by Poopikaki in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
You're doing it wrong ;)
StrikingExcitement79 t1_j5wqnf1 wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Well, you certainly cant book them for doing it.
WildBoy-72 t1_j5wqb10 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
You said "the queue at the taxi rank". Then you said "$5".
Where is this taking place?
Live-Long72 t1_j5wp9bl wrote
Reply to comment by Am_I_Not_A_Robot in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
But knock her up you did, didn't ya? 😀
Guitbocks t1_j5woyfz wrote
Monkey pox, avian flu, swine flu, the black plague, aids, TB, ever notice how much we like to blame animals for things.
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FastAndForgetful t1_j5woup2 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Hot and ready
LavaPoppyJax t1_j5womgp wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Read this here recently but it was better written because it gave a revenge motive up front.
anonny42357 t1_j5wnu72 wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Huh, I actually missed some of those running jokes. It has been ages since I watched it though. I watched it countless times when it first came out, and clearly it needs a rewatch. My mom keeps pork scraps & bones that she boils down to make soup stock that she then sticks in the freezer with the label "ham water," so, naturally, one day I went through and added "hot" to all the labels. And that's how I ended up binging the entire series with my mother, after she had absolutely no clue why I was giggling and renaming all her soup stock.
I just like to pretend that the Netflix episodes don't exist, much like the last season of scrubs. It simply didn't happen.
Community, aside from season 4 (which was mostly crap) has a fair amount of callback/foreshadowing humor and running gags too.
I just like that Schitts Creek can be funny and actually be wholesome AF without being a sappy mess.
I've yet to see the Royal Tanenbaums. I wonder if it's on any of the streaming services over here.
AlmiPopp t1_j5wml4w wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I feel like it should begin with "someone stole my dictionary today"
SaintOctober t1_j5wk23p wrote
Reply to comment by Darksaint91 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
New here?
Hung_Prodigy t1_j5wjxve wrote
Granny porn
Ancient-Shelter7512 t1_j5wjh7c wrote
Reply to comment by phollox in I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
Lots of daddy jokes here. You should get over easy.
MrMark77 t1_j5wgfni wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think the funniest bit was the taxi driver who said "I'm not having any of that".
JamieDrone t1_j5wfj7v wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
r/woooosh
muchmusic t1_j5we4kk wrote
Mobius strip: It’s just endless!
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j5wcl8e wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Gary Delaney joke used on Mock the Week.
Ain_denver t1_j5wc8zh wrote
At least the joke went over easy
Low-Airline-7588 OP t1_j5wbtet wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
When they bagged the guy, he had nothing to say anymore.
Difficult_Injury340 t1_j5wbeqp wrote
Mobius Strip: The Real Neverending Story.
ComfortableJob2015 t1_j5w9v8k wrote
topology is so insanely complex...
sherriffflood t1_j5w9nwk wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I’d like to see a modern version of ‘Taxi Driver’ where he’s an Uber driver and Iris has an onlyfans account
beachboya1a t1_j5w9200 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
$5 hot and ready
babyfresno77 t1_j5wrfwv wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
hot and ready ?