Recent comments in /f/Jokes
rootbeerman77 t1_j5x0c3q wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Could be Singapore, they use both queue and $
orionparrott t1_j5x0btk wrote
A mobius strip walks into and out of a bar…
JainaRepellista t1_j5x046o wrote
Reply to comment by kyeblue in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think the commenter meant that in America most people would call it a line rather than a queue.
dje1964 t1_j5wzzst wrote
Reply to comment by Both_Ad7992 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hush. Don't give up the secret. He will tell his friends
dje1964 t1_j5wzqwp wrote
Reply to comment by Macca49 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
George Carlin
"If it gets me a few miles down the road, I'll take a shot in the mouth"
PeteyMax t1_j5wzm8z wrote
Reply to comment by morerobotsplease in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think it's the price tag he's objecting to, not the taxi stand!
joculator t1_j5wzhcf wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Please become a comedian and tell this joke on stage. I love to cringe.
Vast-Support-1466 t1_j5wzgtk wrote
Reply to comment by Both_Ad7992 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
What offer? This joke, as written, is not funny.
gingerreckoning t1_j5wzgnz wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think this would work better as a skit than a written joke
JumpingPeaches t1_j5wzfdg wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
😟
morose_coder t1_j5wyrz9 wrote
r/boneappletea
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j5wyfvo wrote
Reply to comment by ImpulseAfterthought in I was in court recently. The judge found me guilty of being 'Egotistical' by ArcTan_Pete
LOL
Both_Ad7992 t1_j5wy4nj wrote
Reply to comment by PokemonGamer2020 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Basically, all the other drivers he did ask about the blowjob will think the taxi driver he left with accepted the offer.
GDviber t1_j5wxp2b wrote
Your dog has 3 legs?
Aggressive_Host_540 t1_j5wwgsc wrote
Reply to comment by SamsaraIsALie in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
Someone always beats me.
Frosti-Feet t1_j5ww6ga wrote
Reply to comment by Sad-GrapefruitC-132 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Someone stole my thesaurus today. Not only was I angry, I was angry and angry!
Macca49 t1_j5wvef0 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Best one was from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back when the hitchhiker gets in the truck lol
PokemonGamer2020 t1_j5wv6xa wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I don't get it
froggojumper t1_j5wus9g wrote
Reply to comment by lassehp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I actually saw a chicken cross the road yesterday it was insane
bereved t1_j5wurqb wrote
Reply to comment by MrMark77 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
You like that? What kind of guy are you are?
SamsaraIsALie t1_j5wtrhg wrote
What’s the best vitamin for you mom??? D
kyeblue t1_j5wthcf wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
taxi queue is common in NYC.
holename t1_j5wtgke wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
So old!!!
82PKOrpheus t1_j5wrk2o wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It's obviously the United Kingdoms of America!
yirzmstrebor t1_j5x0mf9 wrote
Reply to comment by PeteyMax in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Pretty sure it's the fact that dollars are American currency, but "queue" isn't commonly used in American English. We don't believe in putting that many silent letters in a word.