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takatori t1_j5x87fj wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Australia? New Zealand?
duriansed t1_j5x7wbg wrote
Reply to comment by drowned_beliefs in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Because "poc poc poc"
bereved t1_j5x7qr9 wrote
Reply to comment by DE_OG_83 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I guess none of y’all have heard of the cinco urinal shower
emzirek t1_j5x7mtu wrote
Reply to comment by Low-Airline-7588 in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
you forgot to add and book them
cegr76 t1_j5x72as wrote
Reply to comment by rootbeerman77 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
BJs in Singapore cost way more than $5.
Dunge0nMast0r t1_j5x6xxd wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Are you looking at me?
Dunge0nMast0r t1_j5x6sx3 wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
when is this taking place?
RandoEncounter OP t1_j5x6o7y wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
That's hilarious! Did she like it? No, not 'like.' Good works of art should be appreciated lol. What did she think?
Wow I haven't thought about Scrubs in a while! I don't remember the last season though. As for Community, that's very true, but it lacks the detail and intricacies of AD. Maybe I'm just a hater. I liked Community though, I stopped watching after it went to Yahoo streaming or whatever.
About SC (Schitt's Creek), yes, that is a very good way to put it. Exactly.
The Royal Tenenbaums had a similar plot to SC and AD in the sense that it's about a rich family that's no longer rich, but it's closer to AD in the DETAIL, acting, and narrators. I actually found out the writers from AD actually took inspiration from The Royal Tenembaums, the mild plot, style of filming. And the cutaways, what they show. Royal Tenenbaums is also very well-framed. It's pure art, but in a mostly different way than Arrested Development.
BTW, if you haven't seen it, I super-recommend a show called Pushing Daisies. It has a narrator and a really cutesy-morbid-paranormal story and vibe. Very cute show, very sweet, very unique. It also has a narrator and the writing slightly reminds me of AD. Very slightly, but that's why I thought of it. Definitely a good show.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5x66e0 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Sounds like a Benny Hill skit
[deleted] t1_j5x622d wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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DE_OG_83 t1_j5x5wnx wrote
Reply to comment by bereved in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Possibly a guy that likes blowjobs. I hear they’re not that uncommon in 2023.
Leonhardt023 t1_j5x5ooe wrote
Reply to comment by bereved in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Your father.
NerdDwarf t1_j5x57wy wrote
Reply to comment by 82PKOrpheus in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
The United State of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
zepharoz t1_j5x3thl wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Did they book the guy?
Skilledpainter t1_j5x3f2g wrote
Reply to comment by MrMark77 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Lmao, yeah he didn't actually say no. He could've been talking about the money
4bdnfruit t1_j5x39if wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Definitely not ghost peppers...
gthrees t1_j5x2sbh wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I actually tried this, but the first cab driver said five dollars which was already in my hand, so how can I refuse?
MoldenTree t1_j5x2ipc wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Cheese?
RoofORead t1_j5x2d06 wrote
Reply to comment by holename in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
That might explain the $5 to the station !
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1zdr wrote
Plot twist: the bar is a mobius strip.
identityconfirmed404 t1_j5x1w2b wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
ok this one is actually really good
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1s53 wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableJob2015 in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I’m more of a bottomology type.
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1dfj wrote
Reply to comment by froggojumper in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
But WHY?
orionparrott t1_j5x0p3c wrote
A mobius stripper walks into a bar. Bartender: this ain’t that kind of bar.
Veriden_ t1_j5x87pz wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Gave me a good chuckle.