Recent comments in /f/Jokes
AmbivalentSamaritan t1_j5xg6h0 wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Toronto?
CanNeverRememberDis t1_j5xeev4 wrote
Greetings from Apple World!
MelodicStudent3845 t1_j5xeddn wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Ayo come on man
Esmeralda_Lavender t1_j5xe2nz wrote
Hates traffic
MarisaWalker t1_j5xdnta wrote
Reply to comment by orionparrott in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Lol 😁lol😆
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j5xckhj wrote
Depends
retan10101 t1_j5xcdkg wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
r/therealjoke
Poopikaki t1_j5xbz3o wrote
Reply to comment by halite001 in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
Maybe i love excruciatring. ;)
PolLithuania t1_j5xbe1v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What does a narcassistic cow say? by Playful-Objective768
r/cursedcomments
Mental-Astronaut-664 t1_j5xbdbl wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Hilarious
Dazzling_Sea4443 t1_j5xbd9j wrote
Reply to comment by gingerreckoning in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It does because it’s actually a movie scene from a German movie called Keinohrhase
DE_OG_83 t1_j5xbcxr wrote
Reply to comment by bereved in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I saw that video on xnxx.com
hiboJBob t1_j5xb0lu wrote
Reply to comment by Aggressive_Host_540 in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
That DOES sound like mom…
ScorpioJack_A138 t1_j5xa6sf wrote
Reply to comment by Guitbocks in What is the difference between avian flu and swine flu? by Satanic_soup_dragon
The downside of sedentism and domestication.
AdTypical6494 t1_j5xa27e wrote
is this a shotgun? I dont get the joke. you can cure any disease with a gun.
[deleted] t1_j5xa1le wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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[deleted] t1_j5xa0cx wrote
Reply to comment by Veriden_ in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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kaiwulf t1_j5x9y4i wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Nervous when you find out you've been delivered to 19 furries in a hotel room?
[deleted] t1_j5x9ee9 wrote
He also said that Mexicans were rapists
[deleted] t1_j5x8pd5 wrote
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Born_Ad_4826 t1_j5x8p5l wrote
Reply to comment by kyeblue in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Yes but we say line
Born_Ad_4826 t1_j5x8mal wrote
Reply to comment by rootbeerman77 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
TIL
Mysterious-Hat-6234 t1_j5x8krl wrote
It's okay, things will turn for you.
Mindless-Strength422 t1_j5x8key wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
We just pronounce it "kway-way"
FireyOcean16 OP t1_j5xg82z wrote
Reply to comment by AdTypical6494 in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
Nah, B9 sounds like “benign”. A term used for a harmless cancer.