Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Mashy6012 t1_j5xmtgv wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
I like this one... Told it to my wife and she laughed...actually had to center myself before I started talking
Aware_Fuel9894 t1_j5xmnwk wrote
Read that as "Morbius" strip
[deleted] t1_j5xmnma wrote
Reply to comment by OrangeTiger91 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
That works too lol
Tyfyter2002 t1_j5xmiiu wrote
Reply to comment by FireyOcean16 in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
Iirc cancer is malignant by definition, which would mean if it's benign it'd just be a noncancerous tumor.
OrangeTiger91 t1_j5xmco8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Just turn the condom inside out and use it again.
SailboatAB t1_j5xljms wrote
Reply to comment by GDviber in A friend sent me a message the other day, "Your dog is such a lovely angle." by 4bdnfruit
Sure. He has another one too, but he still has three.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xlb9k wrote
Reply to comment by orionparrott in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Congratulations on the new baby! I wish for you to have plenty of sleep ♥
Western-Image7125 t1_j5xlb9h wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I thought this was r/pettyrevenge for a second
lysalnan t1_j5xl86x wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Dollars aren’t just American lots of countries use dollars to name their currency.
orionparrott t1_j5xl1yc wrote
Reply to comment by yeah-whateva in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I just became a dad. I’ll get better.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xl043 wrote
Reply to comment by orionparrott in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Yall setting the bar pretty low on the dad jokes today.
minnesotamiracle t1_j5xktfi wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
As a dude I thought the joke teller was a lady, figured it out towards the end.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xkqtr wrote
Reply to comment by drowned_beliefs in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
To get to the inside.
Complete_Fix2563 t1_j5xk83g wrote
Reply to comment by cegr76 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
That's how much it cost to get to the station
Surfing_Ninjas t1_j5xjo0t wrote
"Go watch Velma, I voice the main character!"
thomask1989 t1_j5xjlmy wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I like how this is more of a practical joke / prank. Reminds me of this:
You walk into a random store and act all excited. You ask someone: ‘Quick, what year is it?!’ They say: ‘Ehmm 2023, why?’ And then you just run out of the store screaming: ‘It worked! It worked! I can’t believe it fucking worked!’
Maybe wear some 80s clothes for a real Back to the future vibe
rificolona t1_j5xji2p wrote
Reply to comment by AlmiPopp in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Or thesaurus
neutrino71 t1_j5xjht5 wrote
Reply to comment by gthrees in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Bro job. Choo choo
BillyMackBlack t1_j5xj11q wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
"Gay, straight, it's all the same these days"
[deleted] t1_j5xhpdk wrote
Reply to comment by cegr76 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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scartissueissue t1_j5xh2p3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What does a narcassistic cow say? by Playful-Objective768
That's funny
AdTypical6494 t1_j5xgzht wrote
Reply to comment by FireyOcean16 in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
never heard of this before no native speaker here, now I did m reasearch and get it
I_am_four_eeels t1_j5xgpco wrote
Reply to comment by saucebuckets in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Father smack you
LollingLollipop t1_j5xgmh5 wrote
Reply to comment by Distant-moose in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Hahahahaha
rodimus147 t1_j5xn2d9 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
This would make a great skit. I can just imagine the shit eating grin on the guys face.