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Dense-Memory4478 t1_j5xrpby wrote

Reply to comment by PokemonGamer2020 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

The customer created the impression to other taxi drivers that the last taxi driver agreed to a blow job

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Yoraffe t1_j5xrf5j wrote

Reply to comment by Skilledpainter in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

In England "I'm not having any of that" essentially means "I've had enough of this behaviour" so they're angry and are insulted. It absolutely means a strong no here.

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Mag-NL t1_j5xr76x wrote

Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I guess you think you're smart, but this question shows your ignorance. The symbol $ is used in many places. The symbol $ does not mean dollar. The symbol $ absolutely does not mean US dollar.

The word queu is an English word, not commonly used in the USA but used in countries that use $ as their currency symbol.

Most importantly, many countries that use $ as their currency symbol do not have English as their first language. This could well be translated.

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Mag-NL t1_j5xptd8 wrote

Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Dollars are not American.currency only though it's used in many places. More importantly nobody said dollar in the joke, they used the symbol $. This symbol does not mean dollar exclusively (let alone US dollar) but is used for other currencies as well.

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Steenies t1_j5xojzw wrote

Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I thought this joke may be better than ops but I must inform you that chimps are not monkeys. It saddens me to see them referred as such and it is my mission in life to inform all of this important fact.

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Fun_Ad_2814 t1_j5xo8pr wrote

Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I know this joke as a sketch when you ask the last driver in line to honk and wave at the other drivers (maybe pay him some more money for that)

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