Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Animustrapped t1_j5xyolf wrote
Now hold your horses, there's two sides to every stor- oh, no. Soz.
ovi2wise t1_j5xxvb9 wrote
Reply to comment by Aggressive_Host_540 in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
Like cancer
Unlikely_Cold4749 t1_j5xxn5r wrote
Dinrik t1_j5xxmil wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
This murdered me 😭
other_usernames_gone t1_j5xx622 wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Wait, what do you use? You must have the concept of a queue right? It would explain a lot of you didn't but there's no way.
Edit: forgot about line
other_usernames_gone t1_j5xx2az wrote
Reply to comment by thomask1989 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
You'd probably get more strange/concerned stares than anything else.
Altruistic-Spot642 t1_j5xwxi6 wrote
must have been in a dream
[deleted] t1_j5xwvlo wrote
Best new dad joke I’ve heard in a minute.
SumguyJeremy t1_j5xwctt wrote
To get to your mom.
SumguyJeremy t1_j5xwcb5 wrote
To get to your mom.
RandomBrathahn t1_j5xw84p wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Obviously it is the taxi rank in front of the station
DampBritches t1_j5xvt85 wrote
Reply to comment by 4bdnfruit in What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Unless they're blue
Rakgul t1_j5xv1ba wrote
Reply to comment by Vast-Support-1466 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It is.
---ShineyHiney--- t1_j5xugda wrote
Reply to comment by Yoraffe in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It means the same thing here in the US too. It’s just not a cool, “young” phrase, so they’re ignoring that fact for internet one-liners
CranksInTheItemShop t1_j5xueds wrote
Reply to comment by clauderains99 in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Bro you're a grown man fighting teenagers on the internet😭 go do taxes or smth
[deleted] t1_j5xua8w wrote
Reply to comment by clauderains99 in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
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YesFuture2022 t1_j5xtu2v wrote
Reply to comment by Macca49 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
What is it?
thealarmist t1_j5xtqqd wrote
Reply to comment by Frosti-Feet in Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
I asked my horse if they had stolen my thesaurus, Nope, they said
kotpeter t1_j5xtiqq wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hey, it's from the movie "Rabbit without ears" (2007)
Pleasant-Salad9668 t1_j5xtilg wrote
Reply to comment by kyeblue in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
If it was in NYC he would know the going rate for a blowjob by the time he got through the queue.
fluxed_capacitor t1_j5xth0e wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I was waiting for a "spanking the monkey" punchline, but this works too.
LOUDCO-HD t1_j5xtf1d wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
It could mark the beginning of a new chapter in your life.
ConduckKing t1_j5xtaq1 wrote
"And that is why you should vote me for governor"
I_dropkicked_a_child t1_j5xt5cu wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Lol I actually like this joke. Good work!
GodzeallA t1_j5xyyk7 wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
Dots