Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Pranav_RedStone971 t1_j5y68c5 wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Yes
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5y5o7k wrote
Reply to comment by JohnnyElmagnifco995 in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
And if you do something wrong Grandma smacks you.
SapphicGarnet t1_j5y5lfm wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
What do you say instead? Let's get in the Q?
Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j5y5kxz wrote
Reply to comment by Neurojazz in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Especially if it smells bad
too_con t1_j5y58v8 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
He really had a map, he was platting something.
northwoods74 t1_j5y3yrj wrote
Reply to comment by YesFuture2022 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
A 2001 Kevin Smith movie, but that’s not important right now.
Elegant_Spot_3486 t1_j5y3wy0 wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
I actually had to say it out loud before I got it.
[deleted] t1_j5y3eeh wrote
Reply to comment by necrofascio in What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
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Significant_Ad_6825 t1_j5y3dj0 wrote
Sounds like a very one sided story if you ask me
Jewggerz t1_j5y35vz wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Thumbs down on this joke.
Tiredcami t1_j5y35ms wrote
>A mobius strip walks into a bar.
"It's Mo'bin time."
No_Variety96 t1_j5y2rtb wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Job
apageofthedarkhold t1_j5y2nf9 wrote
Reply to comment by BillyMackBlack in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Don't be so suburban...
666pool t1_j5y2l9q wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Is the parrot’s name pronounced Job or job?
EricUchihaCartman t1_j5y26bl wrote
Is that a fucking Jojo reference
Riffton t1_j5y1qry wrote
Reply to comment by gerrineer in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Hehee - nice - cracked me up with that one😂
furiousfurret t1_j5y0ixj wrote
Reply to comment by Steenies in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Well, I guess you'll have to slap me a little harder then, 😉
whatjusthappenedtous t1_j5y0iih wrote
Reply to comment by DE_OG_83 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
$20 is $20
Steenies t1_j5y07c6 wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I feel there's a PhD thesis in there. Go forth and discover, for science!
zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote
Reply to comment by Steenies in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?
Vre-Malaka t1_j5xzn9d wrote
Reply to comment by eattrash_befree in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Could be New Zealand; the smaller, less racist Australia...
Animustrapped t1_j5xz4x1 wrote
Barman says 'well at least you haven't lost your edge'...
Meerv t1_j5xz30t wrote
Reply to comment by dissemblers in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Is that a discworld reference?
Animustrapped t1_j5xz0sa wrote
Reply to comment by duriansed in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
How rude! You should've marked this NSFW!!
PatrickKieliszek t1_j5y6ukq wrote
Reply to comment by Meerv in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Orangutans are most definitely apes. It might be I'll advised to refer to one using the M-word.