Recent comments in /f/Jokes
FatneekForeverr t1_j5yeiax wrote
That is a right dog
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j5ydrhl wrote
At least it’s not a repoach.
NDodma01 t1_j5ydn09 wrote
That’s such an oblique compliment
Ok-Poem8575 t1_j5ydh4z wrote
Reply to comment by RandomBrathahn in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Not Hong Kong dollars?
NDodma01 t1_j5yddid wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Lucky he didn’t knock her up
Bunister t1_j5yd4ce wrote
Reply to comment by cegr76 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Not from a taxi driver.
NDodma01 t1_j5ycak9 wrote
I support Kevin McCarthy
RandoCalrissian11 t1_j5ybvwg wrote
Reply to comment by thomask1989 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Instead of saying it worked, you then ask “have they arrived yet?” Implying aliens are about to make contact.
blahblahbush t1_j5ybv75 wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Is there a version of this joke where I didn't read it?
oily76 t1_j5ybkqv wrote
Reply to comment by Dazzling_Sea4443 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
No ear rabbit?
wildcharmander1992 t1_j5yalrx wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Personally think the joke would be better if you didn't say
>first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?"
They all should've been "how much for a blowjob" only as from a joke standpoint it gives the punchline away and you're just waiting for it to be said
But also logically if those drivers got out there taxis and said "big Dave is gonna give that lad a blowjob" the First guy would go "tbf he asked me how much it would be to go to the station first so maybe it's that" completely ruining the 'joke' anyways
Maynard078 t1_j5yaib3 wrote
Reply to comment by northwoods74 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Surely you can't be serious.
MisterBill58 t1_j5ya0ji wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
So, get your stupidity right when something Is Rank it Stinks!
the-truthseeker t1_j5y9pzd wrote
Reply to comment by 82PKOrpheus in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I thought it was Canada, eh?
TheLAriver t1_j5y9iiq wrote
Reply to comment by MrMark77 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
He doesn't exist
iambluest t1_j5y9f5g wrote
Reply to comment by goldfishpaws in A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
It was the bus driver. It is always the bus driver.
Badass-19 t1_j5y8qe5 wrote
Reply to comment by G_D_Ironside in I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
I'm eggspired by your comment
joey2scoops t1_j5y8o45 wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Thought this comment was better than the joke 🤣
Vast-Support-1466 t1_j5y8lq8 wrote
Reply to comment by Rakgul in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
How and Why?
goldfishpaws t1_j5y8i2u wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Twist - not Batman, not a nun, it was The Penguin.
mrmitchs t1_j5y89t4 wrote
It slipped.
dje1964 t1_j5y88se wrote
Reply to comment by BillyMackBlack in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think the gay community has a lot of fun
I just can't get past the "Sex with men" thing
I have to draw the line somewhere
Edit:. So I get down voted because I don't want to have sex with men. I didn't say you couldn't. Just expressing my personal preference
But I guess that isn't allowed anymore
Steenies t1_j5y7lwj wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Best response
chrisoo17 t1_j5y7bj9 wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Knock knock…
[deleted] t1_j5yfdy6 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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