Recent comments in /f/Jokes
FloydsForked t1_j5ykbrz wrote
I saw this same exact joke a couple weeks ago. Word for word.
Cullen_Andamnson t1_j5ykaqg wrote
this is just a tweet. stop this.
dje1964 t1_j5yk8kj wrote
Reply to comment by RdotDollarsXBL in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Please tell me you are being sarcastic
HairyFeature5225 t1_j5yk73d wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I remember the punchline like "ok, I'll give you 10$, but you have to go slow and wave your colleagues while we pass by."
500dawg500 t1_j5yk3e0 wrote
Reply to comment by FijianBandit in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
All FOUR major US train stations.
server_busy t1_j5yjwh9 wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
The real joke
blobblet t1_j5yjnlw wrote
Reply to comment by Dazzling_Sea4443 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
And for decades before that movie came out, this was told as a joke.
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yjg5q wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I being male and having an interest in vagina can also attest to the fact that getting down voted for enjoying the company of the opposite sex is apparently the way things are handled now. Soon straightness will be a crime.
Repulsive_Falcon9683 t1_j5yjexr wrote
Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick got stuck in the chicken.
axeman020 t1_j5yiuq2 wrote
To gat Father away from the Mother side...
RdotDollarsXBL t1_j5yirwi wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I dont get it. The parrots wanted prostitutes?
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yik9x wrote
Reply to comment by jurriaanbos in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
This.
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yie8h wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think I'd go for more of a Terminator vibe... implying a threat from the future... then you could also run into the store naked.
dontbelikeyou t1_j5yia9m wrote
Reply to comment by DarkPasta in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I first heard it that way too. I prefer the mafia version.
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yhx4s wrote
Reply to comment by Steenies in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I, in good conscience, must upvote all of this...
Disastrous_Ask_5664 t1_j5yhu56 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Variety96 in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Nah man, it’s Job.
Easy mistake though - the accent is hard to understand
EvilRedRobot t1_j5yhr2o wrote
I raise my glass of rye to you!
WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch t1_j5yhj9i wrote
Reply to comment by ---ShineyHiney--- in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
it was when this was first published…
EngryEngineer t1_j5yh6oq wrote
Reply to comment by Steenies in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I am also not medicating my depression
Alone-Context-2259 t1_j5ygooi wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Job requests a beak job, Francis drops pantsis and says please insert these beads.
mehalywally t1_j5ygkcv wrote
Reply to comment by SapphicGarnet in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
..."line"
RibaldPancake t1_j5yfym1 wrote
To get to the mother side.
CKBear t1_j5yfmhx wrote
Reply to comment by Maynard078 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley
sortaitchy t1_j5yfjvc wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
I believe Fozzie Bear also likes this on his, only with extra wacca.
dje1964 t1_j5yldz1 wrote
Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
So back in the late 70's and early 80's when I was a strong supporter of equal rights for all and the Democrat party still didn't want any part of gays I was considered part of the "Looney Left".
Now, because I don't want to have sex with someone with a dick, I am considered a homophobic right winger
Funny thing is, nothing about my political philosophy has changed