Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j5yv8jh wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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dingbust_toteypooh t1_j5ytym1 wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Absolutely…..that’s because “what was once called evil, is now called good…and what was once called good…is now called evil”.
Phosphorus44 t1_j5ytq9c wrote
<< Mobius 1, engage. >>
[deleted] t1_j5ytm51 wrote
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CommonAgency3858 t1_j5yti56 wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hong Kong.
yebutwhy t1_j5yteep wrote
Reply to comment by coarsing_batch in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You finger eye sockets… let’s not be so quick to call others weird. Like why so deep? Are you jealous of his real eyes? I’m sorry if this is all %100 true and I’m being insensitive but like I’m pretty desensitized by the internet by now, and if it is true, apparently so are you😂
[deleted] t1_j5ysxfr wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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AdReady1809 t1_j5ysiht wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
The weight on the thiefs shoulders ....
PmMeR34Katarina t1_j5ys2xv wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
New Zealand
Embarrassed_Rise5513 t1_j5yrxg5 wrote
Reply to comment by cookerg in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
Actually, I find conversations with Mobius to be really tedious. I think Mobius is pretty one-sided and tends to go on and on.
rootetoot t1_j5yrnyp wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Why did I picture Borat in the back of the taxi?
cabbagehandLuke t1_j5yr6ci wrote
To get back where he came from.
zurds13 t1_j5yqzzs wrote
Reply to comment by SamsaraIsALie in What’s the best vitamin for cancer patients? by FireyOcean16
I’m not sure a dose that small is doing much for you mom
EvilRedRobot t1_j5ypj33 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
She likes to go against the grain but ciabatta watch out.
mightylonka t1_j5yp4ck wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
r/emojipolice
Waitsfornoone t1_j5yoy99 wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
Wheat is her problem?
[deleted] t1_j5yoglu wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
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KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.
iTanooki t1_j5yngjl wrote
Reply to comment by sortaitchy in What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
My exact thoughts.
ben9187 t1_j5ymxqv wrote
Reply to comment by yirzmstrebor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Maybe it was in canada? We use queue and $.
iron_vet t1_j5ymuo7 wrote
This Is udderly ridiculous
Bugtotes t1_j5ymuiu wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Little Caesar’s can hook you up: From the look of their menu They are the prostitute of the pizza world…..
- hot and ready
- deep dish
- three meat treat
- crazy combo
Ricoisnotmyuncle t1_j5ymbnb wrote
Reply to comment by 82PKOrpheus in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
New England, of course!
Dependent-Check769 t1_j5yltgk wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Funny!
_lazy_lullabies_ t1_j5yv8on wrote
Reply to comment by Vast-Support-1466 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
3,651 people thought it was funny. Sorry it’s not made to your standards