Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Blue_Robin_04 t1_j5z5f8g wrote
I loved the part where Mobius said "It's mobin' time" and mobed all over the place.
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Reply to comment by Vaanaram in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
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kuroimakina t1_j5z4zuv wrote
Gary I don’t know how you do it, but that’s the best cup of French toast I’ve ever had!
craigfwynne t1_j5z4oyy wrote
Reply to comment by druu222 in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
This is a fractally correct statement.
JasonIsBaad t1_j5z3p6h wrote
Reply to comment by RdotDollarsXBL in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Yes
PoloDon92 t1_j5z3djp wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
😂😂😂😂
glock-6942069 t1_j5z2ubo wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
without a penis
Nefekto t1_j5z2nvt wrote
Reply to comment by StubbornJackal in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
It definitely is, I just can’t remember the name…
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Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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LePoopsmith t1_j5z28v0 wrote
Reply to comment by jgemonic in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I don't care for Gob
EvilRedRobot t1_j5z20gw wrote
Reply to comment by Professional_Bear180 in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
It won't make a pita difference. He'll just keep loafing around. But at yeast they donut have a bun in the oven to worry about.
Aocepson t1_j5z1uyd wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
"Looks like you got a lot of blow offs today, but at least you found a ride to the station in the end. Bonus points for the thumbs up, though."
Vaanaram t1_j5z15cy wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I think its pronounced as Jobe.
[deleted] t1_j5z134r wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
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StubbornJackal t1_j5z0okg wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Isn’t that a scene from a movie?
YourDogGaveMeHIV t1_j5z0b4c wrote
Reply to comment by Dunge0nMast0r in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
The 1980s.
Professional_Bear180 t1_j5yzszn wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
Tell her to get oat of here!
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxvwn wrote
Reply to comment by KhunDavid in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Ha, jokes on you. My dick doesn't have teeth.
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxs1q wrote
Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Might not be a thesis but definitely an oral exam.
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Reply to comment by KhunDavid in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image
IMLRG t1_j5yx97l wrote
Reply to comment by SumguyJeremy in Why did the Freudian chicken cross the road? by OCDimprovingWriter
>To get to his mom.
FTFY
jgemonic t1_j5ywvw9 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Variety96 in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Gob
Klutzy_Artichoke_435 t1_j5ywslo wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
I thought ghost sauce was the answer
cliffno350 t1_j5yvmpz wrote
Reply to comment by Totally0G in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
No sorry and the woman call my penis 15k or sometimes 24karat
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Reply to comment by FloydsForked in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
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