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morerobotsplease t1_j5zb0t2 wrote

Reply to comment by Evil_Creamsicle in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Ah, I see. I didn't think exact location was important for the joke to be funny so my mind went another direction.

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Sleepycoon t1_j5zaz1l wrote

Reply to comment by dje1964 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

The amount of conjecture in the replies to this based solely off of a few downvotes is hilarious.

Maybe the far left mob isn't coming after you for being straight; maybe a few people just didn't get your joke, or got it but didn't think it was funny?

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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5zaqec wrote

Reply to comment by wildcharmander1992 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Right. it isn't like the subject voluntarily got out of the cab after the blowjob was declined. In each case he was kicked out. So the logical conclusion the other drivers should have drawn was that if they declined the blowjob but didn't eject him, he'd have still wanted the ride.

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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z9wb7 wrote

Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Yeah people (as in, like, the human collective) like to overcorrect.

"THese people were discriminated against for a while, that's super awful!"

'yes, I agree. Let's treat everyone equally.'

"Nooooo we have to discriminate against these other people now!"

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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z9jk4 wrote

Reply to comment by BillyMackBlack in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

"There's no more lines!"

*points at yellow line in street*
"Well right there's a line, and on this side, we ain't gay!"

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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z9awr wrote

Reply to comment by morerobotsplease in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I think its not the fact that these exist, but more what words are being used to describe them, that is being commented on.

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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z93e3 wrote

Reply to comment by ben9187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

nah, if it was Canada then when the taxi driver cut the guy off he'd have yelled "Soory!" out the window

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