Recent comments in /f/Jokes
UnsubstantiatedClaim t1_j5zr916 wrote
Reply to comment by Phobophilic in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Like, naturally.
clauderains99 t1_j5zr2fl wrote
Reply to comment by CranksInTheItemShop in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
I have hopes that someday some of the children will actually learn things. If not, they’ll always have value as spare parts.
Signal_Employee_8280 t1_j5zq2cu wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Magic.
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j5zpnhb wrote
Reply to comment by Desperate_Two3602 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Harsh but funny as hell
Desperate_Two3602 t1_j5zpk9s wrote
What's the favourite vegetable of Germany? Michael Schumacher
wolfman86 t1_j5zpcil wrote
Reply to comment by LePoopsmith in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I loved them.
jjbugman2468 t1_j5zou8n wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Ah I heard this one but with Putin, a whore, and Trump lol
dissemblers t1_j5zo3ex wrote
Reply to comment by Meerv in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Oook
UnhappySand6941 t1_j5znxd4 wrote
Reply to comment by bereved in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
An idiot
Fire-Tigeris t1_j5zn935 wrote
Reply to comment by other_usernames_gone in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
queue is the letter Q in long line with a bunch of silent letters.
Famous-Tension6534 t1_j5zltps wrote
Reply to comment by WildBoy-72 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Anywhere but USA that has a dollar currency. New Zealand, Australia, Namibia, Hong Kong, Singapore, or Trinidad and Tobago, to name just a few.
The language in all of these places (for the English speakers there) would be to 'queue for a hundred dollar cheque'. And the date on the cheque would be 9 March 2023 (9/03/23).
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j5zklio wrote
Reply to comment by OranguPanda in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
😂
Blunfarffkinschmuckl t1_j5zkig0 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
This is from one of the final scenes in the German movie “Keinohrhasen” with Till Schweiger, 2007. In the movie, he pays the taxi driver much more than asked, just as long as the driver himself waves and gives a thumbs up to the others in the queue.
… just in case anyone is wondering.
Quickly99 t1_j5zkcgf wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Damn wtf hahahhaa
[deleted] t1_j5zji2d wrote
Reply to What does Pacman put on his Tacos? by Ichthasen
The Mexicans. (Oooppps the wrong Pacman)
Shibbledibbler t1_j5zi4hf wrote
The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
tooniceabitch21 t1_j5zhmbl wrote
Reply to comment by fluxed_capacitor in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
This one made me spit out my water lmao.
Phobophilic t1_j5zh9zd wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
So, this priest is a valley girl?
kogger t1_j5zh7ro wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I've only joined this sub in the last few weeks and this is the funniest joke I've read to date.
HopPros t1_j5zglsk wrote
Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Yes losing a few fake internet points definitely makes you a victim on par with the hundreds of years of queer people being murdered for their sexuality. So sorry for your loss
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5zgkfi wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I think like "oh" not "ah"
Shalucard t1_j5zejli wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Job with a J
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5zdyni wrote
Reply to comment by morerobotsplease in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
nah, you're right, it isn't. I didn't really think about it either.
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5zdl6c wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Oh what a strange world we live in. Growing up, I couldn't care one way or the other what some ones preference was. I just figured that if guys were into guys, that left more women for guys like me who liked women. Then one night while I was at a dance club jamming to some techno, the girl I was dancing with ask me what my preference was. I said I was into women and she responded... "Me too"... still not sure where that was headed as she vanished not too long after that.... hmmm
nachomaama t1_j5zrmk7 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Two neighbors out for their evening walk. They see a dog laying in his front yard licking his balls. First neighbor says"I wish I could do that" Second neighbor says " Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"