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_lazy_lullabies_ t1_j60lgw2 wrote

Reply to comment by Vast-Support-1466 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Because it’s a joke? If you don’t find it funny then fine. I’m not gonna try and explain it to you when I’m pretty sure you can read

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dje1964 t1_j60i7q2 wrote

Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

I am the lead bouncer at a gay club. Get along great with the owners as well as many of the drag queens

I get invited to many events as a guest instead as a bouncer. Problem is there is a small minority that won't accept boundaries. This is not a hit on gays it is a hit on guys. I see the same thing on ladies nights. Guys come in there and think they can hit on lesbians when the girls come there specifically to avoid people like that. When I pull them out for not respecting boundaries they almost always say the same thing

"You must be gay"

"Maybe, do you really want to go home and tell your friends you got your ass kicked by a f****t"

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