Recent comments in /f/Jokes
jmooremcc t1_j61edgf wrote
Flat!
NDodma01 t1_j61ddcx wrote
Reply to comment by soggyPretze1 in What does a narcassistic cow say? by Playful-Objective768
Good pointing
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credditfarabuletin t1_j61d6xn wrote
and the spectacles. RIP Mr. Hawking
drbobsled t1_j61c0ug wrote
The apostrophe?
Engage69 t1_j61bti6 wrote
Reply to A drunk guy is walking down the street... by ThomasKatt
Then she pulls him by the ear and takes him back to the convent to smack his ass with a ruler.
zepharoz t1_j61bpe8 wrote
Crawling with cockroaches?
soggyPretze1 t1_j61bngk wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in What does a narcassistic cow say? by Playful-Objective768
Who?
boitrubl t1_j61bm6t wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
peter griffin voice Haha that means two things
BestYearEver1969 t1_j61bkcq wrote
Only the pizza boy can stick his pepperoni in it.
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CaliBigWill t1_j61b73a wrote
Putting their hands on boxes
ApatheticZero187 t1_j61avk4 wrote
Reply to comment by HopPros in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
And you should presume to know my life and what I've been through so as to pin that on me? You can blame me for being straight because obviously I was single handedly the source of all of it. May as well blame me for the mass slaughter of native Americans when the white man moved west. I was plotting that and traveled back in time to commit these atrocities. Behold my awesomeness as a super villain who is into females...
Cosmo1222 t1_j61aqrv wrote
Cool, fattening and plugged in to the mains?
LFC_Myersmad_316 OP t1_j619l0h wrote
Reply to comment by PcUvSht in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
😂🤣
Unknown_starnger t1_j615wo2 wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Saw this one, still funny
The1stPKmain t1_j614vso wrote
Less movement of the jaw means more time for thinking
No-Introduction5786 t1_j614ixk wrote
Broken.
Animustrapped t1_j614en3 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
That's completely oaty tea
PcUvSht t1_j613rbd wrote
Reply to comment by LFC_Myersmad_316 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Just woke up, opened reddit and saw this. I was still out of it and this fucking me off guard. Hit me like a brick my dad once used on me. Did a double take and got a good chuckle out of it. Good one op lol
refreshing_username t1_j612z55 wrote
Used by pimply teenagers, but only when she's working?
bscross32 t1_j612n4e wrote
Reply to I asked my boss for a raise. by DooleyMTV
LMAO
randomguy283 t1_j611ptr wrote
Reply to comment by Shalucard in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Nah it’s job with a Q
humperty t1_j610i7a wrote
Splattered with cream?
EarRubs t1_j61ejcn wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… by multiplyclub
Botulism