Recent comments in /f/Jokes
RejectedByACupcake01 t1_j620ipd wrote
Reply to comment by Phobophilic in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Gag me with a spoon
HopeFox t1_j6205dc wrote
Going down on me every night?
SamtenLhari3 t1_j61z907 wrote
Reply to comment by apathetic_revolution in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Funniest comment I have read this year!
BiggestFlower t1_j61y7ny wrote
Reply to comment by punkfunkymonkey in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
*turned to the owl
douchebaghere t1_j61w2og wrote
Right, have some respect sis, why would I like to see your ass when I am doing it
Ur_Moms_Honda t1_j61vlii wrote
Reply to comment by ktka in How would you describe a bad joke about pancakes? by ScreechOwlLilith
Hey, hey now. There's no shame here, only blame.
DirtyErn24 t1_j61uovp wrote
It's sort of like "relative humidity."
That's the sweat rolling down your back while your screwing your cousin.
TraditionalChinaMan t1_j61s75v wrote
Omg I seen this I dunno how many times now
Look_Specific t1_j61s44t wrote
"Now please take my knob out of the blender and discuss our problem like adults "
Look_Specific t1_j61rpf1 wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Give me 6!
pulstar13 t1_j61r65t wrote
Reply to comment by YesFuture2022 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
"It's a White Hole"
EvilRedRobot t1_j61r2rm wrote
Reply to comment by boitrubl in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
CaterpillarHuge4491 t1_j61qiul wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
It's not
KW-DadJoker t1_j61l6sv wrote
They check all the boxes before delivery .
Firblasters t1_j61jnxw wrote
A flopjoke
Albionflux t1_j61itk6 wrote
Akechi
If you know you know
DeadwoodNative t1_j61iq47 wrote
Know what a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Someone’s gonna lose a mobile home.
Dinkerton2000 t1_j61if6q wrote
They both want to get a slice, but they would get in trouble if they did.
Tbplayer59 t1_j61i43u wrote
Yeast.
speaky24 t1_j61hxsx wrote
Cheese beard
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j61h8w9 wrote
Flat
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j61gvdb wrote
Reply to I asked my boss for a raise. by DooleyMTV
And rent and car note
Lightofbaphomet t1_j61glhp wrote
Ground up in the freezer
sourkid25 t1_j61fya8 wrote
Reply to Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Polly wants your mommas sweet ass
SnooCheesecakes4577 t1_j620iv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Damnit. Invite please.