Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Bokbreath t1_j62cjpi wrote
I don't believe you did that
cleanjoker40 t1_j62c62r wrote
That’s actually not a bad idea I will have to do that with my kid
S4PG t1_j62b2w5 wrote
Jokes on r/jokes are more reused than the genetic code for an Alabama family
BeerJunky t1_j62av65 wrote
The first time I heard this joke I laughed so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur.
RichardBCummintonite t1_j62asqh wrote
laughs in a few decades ago
oldsmoBuick67 t1_j629qj8 wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Would Uncle Daddy know?
oldsmoBuick67 t1_j629lg8 wrote
Reply to comment by DeadwoodNative in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I heard an old joke once that Alabama state law required a trailer park be built just on the edge of a city so the tornado would hit it instead of downtown.
But yeah, chicken houses and trailers are the first things hit in tornadoes it seems.
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Cold_Table8497 t1_j629059 wrote
A bit crusty around the pipes.
umidontremember t1_j627psn wrote
300 lbs and made of stainless steel.
lobo1217 t1_j6274yx wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I checked and all of those are just not possible... it's that's my problem with it.
maggieufledu t1_j62692a wrote
Unpredictable?
BrunoAndRoyal t1_j625b5e wrote
A little??
iLaughWhenKidsFall t1_j624c9z wrote
Reply to comment by xxspicynuggetxx in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Could you also invite me please
manualshifting t1_j623vaw wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
What's a synonym for "thesaurus"?
The big brained answer- onomasticon.
blue-mooner t1_j623ulh wrote
Reply to comment by RejectedByACupcake01 in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
RoLaAus t1_j6239tl wrote
Frozen and squeezed thru a small tube?
Lord_Respawn t1_j622e3h wrote
Are you familiar with DooleyNotedGaming?
SnooPandas1899 t1_j6222u5 wrote
Reply to I asked my boss for a raise. by DooleyMTV
dont forget the internet company!
xxspicynuggetxx t1_j6220ud wrote
Reply to comment by SnooCheesecakes4577 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Same please
SimonNicols t1_j621mk9 wrote
Reply to comment by apathetic_revolution in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
I think I should get off her first
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6213ob wrote
Theres a good anchovy joke in there somewhere.
MisterBowTies t1_j620tzy wrote
Never turned on when I want it?
Masagmarod t1_j620mpw wrote
Vin Diesel approves of this joke.
smurficus103 t1_j62cve9 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
You wouldn't go back in time and fuck your own grandma, would you, morty? You'd be your own grandpa. We'd have to go back and steal you, as a baby, and have you raised by your mom, morty.
But, rick, that's what I've been saying, my grandma is actually my mom that traveled back in time, and gave birth to me
And you fucked her?! What's wrong with you?
I didnt know! But, she did have twins, herself and i
Oh, morty, what the fuck?! You fucked your own grandma mom AND daughter?!
She's my sister too, rick. She's my sister, too...