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General_Freed t1_j62py69 wrote
Touched and turned on by every employee?
Infinite-Walk-4390 t1_j62p93g wrote
Reply to comment by Desperate_Two3602 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
What is his favorite Band? Rammstein
YesFuture2022 t1_j62p39q wrote
Reply to comment by pulstar13 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
What?
xeonjackson t1_j62opgb wrote
Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
/r/TheRealJoke
roman031reddevil t1_j62og5o wrote
Reply to comment by I_am_four_eeels in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
Stepsister foock you
No-Recipe-8125 t1_j62o1cd wrote
To fuck his mom…again.
zimzimmawho t1_j62mls5 wrote
Incidentally that’s s also why you can’t do that with Vin Diesel
F_Squad t1_j62mieb wrote
Bring your mom to school day?
skepticalscribe t1_j62laiq wrote
Read the punchline in Toretto
[deleted] t1_j62l6to wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
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jnelsoni t1_j62kmxp wrote
How do you get an Alabama girl to perform oral sex? Ranch dressing.
aKILeeez t1_j62kh6q wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite
SillyServe5773 t1_j62i1vy wrote
Reply to comment by CaterpillarHuge4491 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
possible
Moonrajah t1_j62gu4y wrote
Dripping?
Mindless_Signal5478 t1_j62gnm8 wrote
Reply to comment by 666pool in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Its pronounced "jamal"
Sea_Bug_20 t1_j62gltn wrote
Ok!
Otherwise_Guard_3340 t1_j62gejp wrote
Diaper
DayOdd8171 t1_j62g7sj wrote
Wouldn't it be "Sloppy, sticky, and never works" ?
inquisitiveeyebc t1_j62g1qn wrote
Alright that made me laugh out loud for real
ReactionOk2953 t1_j62fm6b wrote
Sour.
imdfantom t1_j62e4e3 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Yeah, sister and grandma are in conflict.
Sister implies that your father is your mother's father too.
Grandma implies you mother is your father's mother too.
Schroedinger's parentage I guess.
Edit: we are only talking about genetic relatives here, no legal loopholes please, these don't count as relatives for the purposes of this scenario
fattonydaaxe t1_j62dghu wrote
Why is reverse cowgirl so popular in Alabama?
So they can both watch NASCAR .
smurficus103 t1_j62df28 wrote
Reply to comment by lobo1217 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
I edited it because it took a bit of rework lol
lobo1217 t1_j62d0fr wrote
Reply to comment by smurficus103 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Oh, love rick and morty. I wonder if the show will survive.
No_idea112 t1_j62qmtu wrote
Reply to comment by smurficus103 in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411
Which episode is this drim