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Well, yeah! That's my mom!

And her sister: My brother calls her Sr. Mary Penguin.

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There are actually many countries where tipping is considered rude and offensive. You can't generalize every country by implying that only the US would be okay without tipping.

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Ew, Drivers spit on food? Well that's it for me. Nuking frozen food or geabbingv salads from a bag or box using grocery delivery. Once upon a time I could move around, had a car bought my own groceries and loved to cook. Then everything turned upside down not long after, COVID hit. God, it never occurred to me that someone would spit on my food bc the last delivery went wrong.

You're the asshole here, not them. I have to get delivery for groceries and such because I can't drive for medical reasons. Sometimes I'm really pressed on cash and can't afford more than 10 cents for the tip. You don't know the situation some people live in, and it's childish to go out of your way to lessen the quality of the goods they paid for. Quite frankly, I'd refuse to tip for that behavior alone.

What sense of humor? The obviously fake story or responding like a form letter?

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that 99 percent of the people reading this thread have access to a working oven.

Are you a bot? I'm always curious whenever I see AI attempt to make with conversations. Love the big dick energy part <3

I guess after years of attending Catholic school my sense of humor is very finely honed and too subtle and some folk need to have it explicitly called out:

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Right. We don't know anything about the context.

Someone saying something like "Back when Mom was alive, we'd have Christmas dinner at my parents' house." That requires no response.

On the other hand, someone saying "I still can't believe Mom has been gone for thirty years. Seems like only yesterday." might be looking for a little sympathy.

It's great when you have an oven that works.

Lol, I've gone outside in PJs after a Driver who I'd forgotten to tip bc we had such a great conversation that he was gonna be late. Not a pizza order, obviously, they cant chat. I never forget them. More like grocery delivery Drivers. But forced tips on apps. Nope. I tip well for good service even if it's gotta be done thru the app. Uber drivers are a whole other issue.

>My mom's sister is a nun

Is your Mom Attila the hun? (Sorry, John Prine joke).

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r/ShittyLifeProTips is leaking again 😂

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And then everyone clapped, right? As if parents wouldn't ask why a stranger touched their child.

I was a churchgoer at a variety of parishes for more than 20 years and never once saw someone bring tools to a service. Ever. What leaky pipe are they fixing while ATTENDING CHURCH?

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My wife does, it's easy for her so eh....

“Don’t get a job that relies on other people’s generosity”

Not my quote btw

You've never traveled out of the States. In JA they want a tip for saying hello.. But no matter which country you're visiting, every hotel guest tips the bellhop and the cleaning person. It's a kind of Pay It Forward, sometimes. The more you choke hold onto your money the less of it will come your way.

Got rid of my toxic friends. If it wasn't 50/50 then I stopped making the effort. And since, I'm sure, they didn't make efforts, it will free up more of your time.