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avidoger t1_j5p2v9a wrote
I like your schutz
avidoger t1_j5p2u5t wrote
I like your schutz
ntrrrmilf t1_j5p2sxx wrote
Reply to comment by Fun_Amount3063 in LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
When you are carrying a heavy tray full of liquids. Every server I’ve known has a sneeze trick.
ntrrrmilf t1_j5p2ojf wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
You can also open your eyes very wide to delay it. I learned this waiting tables.
oliverkloezoff t1_j5p2f7w wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
Weird is subjective.
I like weird. Too boring without weirdos.
PhoneCautious4592 t1_j5p27yw wrote
You: Nice boots
Her: Oh thank you
You: Oops meant boobs
Her: Ughr creep
Voodoops_13 t1_j5p27nz wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
This is why it's so easy for dumbasses to sit in front of Fox News and the internet being hand-spooned conspiracy theories. None of them can read (nor comprehend) actual information and statistics. They just run on a mix of ignorance and manipulated rage.
bitemytail t1_j5p16lx wrote
Speaking from experience?
keepthetips t1_j5p0ldm wrote
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69_A_Porcupine t1_j5p0610 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
Zero chance I'm denying myself the simple pleasure of a sneeze
datDANKie t1_j5oy9vr wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
yeah right.. then you have a compressed sneeze and its as painful as ever wishing you just let it out
mjr4189 t1_j5oxnvk wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Don’t think this is much of a pro tip.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_j5ox05o wrote
Reply to comment by BigVariation3 in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Can also be never hearing the words out loud I have a very comulent vocabulary but I never got the hang of phonics, so a lot of words I don't know how to pronounce until I have heard someone else say them.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j5ovtjy wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Not sure what the LPT is here. Always assume people are stupid?
No_Bend8 t1_j5ouoa4 wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
An 18 year old I know, could not add 4 hours to 6pm and kept saying 9pm. Lol
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DJCPhyr t1_j5ouadm wrote
Reply to comment by Perfect_Ability_1190 in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
You mean Republicans
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threat024 t1_j5ot0kb wrote
Reply to comment by alexkirwan11 in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Non-drinker and completely anti-drugs. He was the only sober one with us actually lol
kraenk12 t1_j5osyfx wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
That explains a lot.
alexkirwan11 t1_j5osx5o wrote
Reply to comment by threat024 in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
dude just sounds like he was drunk or high
duende_master t1_j5osqft wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
LPT: whenever someone says "be normal" or "dont be weird" they mean "read the room" or "this thing youre doing is making me/people uncomfortable" or "youre doing this the wrong way", not "let go of your entire personality and act exactly like other people".
widdlewaddle1 t1_j5oscy3 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
Alternatively, thinking of a cow will also prevent sneezing
Fun_Amount3063 t1_j5p3v7j wrote
Reply to comment by ntrrrmilf in LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
Valid