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yoshipug t1_j5phblg wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
The weirdness is the originality. It’s the spice of life. Without it, life would be unbearable.
TimHortonsMagician t1_j5ph2yg wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
I can assure you, not everyone is weird. Some people just don't have much going on in the personality department.
GTFOakaFOD t1_j5pgwts wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
I have taught my children to embrace the good weird and report the bad weird.
So far it's working for us. No reports have been made in 14 years.
ManiacMedic t1_j5pgci7 wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know well enough.
chrohm00 t1_j5pg7xj wrote
Reply to LPT Request: turning 16 this year, what is something i should/shouldn’t do? by yelloroadintheusa
Save for travel if you have income to do so. Traveling in your early 20s in magical… but expensive
SuperSonic4 t1_j5pg0hu wrote
Reply to LPT: Parents, imagine you’re dead by Twishedd
Dead excited about going to Itchy and Scratchy land?
Shiva_LSD t1_j5pexnz wrote
Reply to comment by _Weyland_ in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
We are talking about people that are weird, not people that are wrong.
Shiva_LSD t1_j5pess4 wrote
Reply to comment by CollinUrshit in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
Everybody's Crazy - Formidable Vegetables (Father Funk Remix) always helps remind me to stay weird
Shiva_LSD t1_j5penvf wrote
Reply to comment by duende_master in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
Um what? That may be the case sometimes but not 100% of the time. Im high energy and when people don't like that Im not slowing down.
Bunch of boring folks down voting lol
dr_aux757 t1_j5pe8yw wrote
Reply to comment by jodancz in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
It's becoming a game for me. Usually there's one comment that rings better than the op's.
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gksozae t1_j5pauih wrote
Speaking clearly is also important when meeting a woman named Delores.
Hassan_W t1_j5pary1 wrote
Reply to comment by Conversation-Rough in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
That's very weird of you to say
mperklin t1_j5paae8 wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
A little bit of weird is a lot of fun
jodancz t1_j5p9vwe wrote
Reply to comment by duende_master in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
the true lpt is always in the comments
Phreefuk t1_j5p9vsw wrote
Reply to comment by karrenl in LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
And if everyone is weird then that means we're all just normal again
Jocopey t1_j5p9nci wrote
If you're Midwestern,
"You betcha."
"Did you just call me a bitch?"
Scr0tat0 t1_j5p9hk3 wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
If everybody's weird, then nobody is.
MagazijnMedewerker t1_j5p7ffi wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
Life's too short to be normal
BigVariation3 t1_j5p72ed wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Lol I totally get that. My girlfriend makes fun of me because I’ll screw up some words I know but haven’t heard. The most recent being facade. 😂
[deleted] OP t1_j5p6xnh wrote
redpiano82991 t1_j5p6fde wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
I once met a guy who wasn't weird. He was just completely normal in every way. It creeped me out.
CivilGator t1_j5p5aiw wrote
Reply to comment by Fun_Amount3063 in LPT: If you are in a place where you don't want to sneeze, but you feel your nose start to tickle, pinch the area just above your nostrils. This should reduce the feeling of wanting to sneeze. You don't have to fully close the nostrils even. by RegalDreamer
Ok, thanks
NinjaCuntPunt t1_j5p47hb wrote
Reply to comment by PhoneCautious4592 in LPT Always speak clearly when complimenting a woman’s boots by [deleted]
I mean tits, uh, baps.. melons. No! Mammory glands.. iced gems? Your fried eggs.. bacon hangers? milk monsters? Ol’ pinky and perky! The snuggle pups! The twins..? Argh - Your succulent cat flaps!? Ok.. Ant and Dec?! .. ya know, your spaniels ears! Mosquito Bites?! Your noogies..? .. Ya baps, ya buds, ya bips, ya tig ol’ bitties!! I mean to say - your slammers! Your mahoosive funbags. Your voluptuous tatty bo jangles. Your fleshy mounds, Mario and Luigi, cans, orbs or globes.
Safe to say, whatever we call them, I never even noticed your feet.
markth_wi t1_j5philf wrote
Reply to LPT: Everyone is weird. Embrace your weirdness that brings you joy. Those that judge you for being weird have their own weird thing going on. by [deleted]
Dating became FAR more fun when I heard the old line "The odds are good, when you realize the goods are odd."