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[deleted] OP t1_j60yawt wrote
Reply to comment by JadziaDayne in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Why do somebody else's work when you could be earning your own paycheck instead of theirs for them?
franktheguy t1_j60y9cq wrote
Reply to comment by p5eudo_nimh in LPT: If you suffer from seasonal depression check your vitamin D levels. by Daveee5280
Sorry no, not 10,000 per week. I clarified in a different post, but I take 1 50,000 pill per week as prescribed by my doctor, and my blood work still shows low levels.
[deleted] OP t1_j60y92c wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Detail-9853 in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Wow. You are awesome. That is so meta.
[deleted] OP t1_j60y1zc wrote
Reply to comment by PocketBananna in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
There are annoying people outside of the workplace, too.
You can say, what did Google say, without offending anybody, right?
Check it out and tell me what Google says. I have faith in you.
Llanite t1_j60xyxq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Not really.
If you don't want to answer, just politely say you dont know and theyll find it out by themselves or from someone else.
Sarcasm, condescending tone, and rude remarks earn you lifetime enemies and a reputation of being a dick.
If you don't agree, that's fine. You'll learn soon enough.
skunksmasher t1_j60xxb6 wrote
Reply to LPT: Beware of imposter productivity, which is when you procrastinate by doing something seemingly productive by ftfrftfr
I always know when I am deliberately procrastinating. It's called life.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xwzw wrote
Reply to comment by keepitcleanforwork in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
No, it's about you. You didn't read it.
There's one word that begins with a k that's very important to the understanding of it.
In case you hadn't noticed, this is condescending.
You are welcome.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xu8j wrote
Reply to comment by IxI_DUCK_IxI in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
What part of "keeps" should I have been clearer on?
I'm sorry if it doesn't denote annoying, lazy, or anything that it was intended to.
I hope your life is peaches and cream and that your farts continue to smell like perfume.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xpgs wrote
Reply to comment by JadziaDayne in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
That's the idea, genius.
Some of us have things to do and we can't keep helping others, like the people who don't actually get the original post.
If you can't find the loser in the crowd, then it's you.
Trust me, I've been there many times. Eventually you get smart enough to tell people to pound sand.
I hope you keep your idealism and kindness.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xk9f wrote
Reply to comment by misdreavus79 in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
You have never been taken advantage of?
I bet you flatter easily and fold.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xhlu wrote
[deleted] OP t1_j60xego wrote
Reply to comment by halfsieapsie in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Everyone?
Not only can't you read the original post, you can't even read the rum.
It's about people like you, if you haven't figured that out.
[deleted] OP t1_j60xade wrote
Reply to comment by Jazemuffin in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Respectfully, reread it.
It's not a go-to response. It's the last response you make before screaming, I'm busy. I can't keep looking things up for you. Do your own work!
[deleted] OP t1_j60x86n wrote
[deleted] OP t1_j60x6gc wrote
Reply to comment by CoralPilkington in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
You are lucky man.
[deleted] OP t1_j60x4so wrote
Reply to comment by shmeetz in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Seriously, context!
The people who don't get it, are the ones it's about. It's pretty simple.
Read, comprehend.
Once or twice, sure. Every effing time?
SMH.
p5eudo_nimh t1_j60x4pb wrote
Reply to comment by franktheguy in LPT: If you suffer from seasonal depression check your vitamin D levels. by Daveee5280
Whoa. 10000 a week? I often take 10000 every day or two. Maybe I’m being foolish.
[deleted] OP t1_j60x04a wrote
Reply to comment by dpittnet in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
You can also miss read something and comment on it, thus proving you're one of the people that it's about.
[deleted] OP t1_j60wwjq wrote
Reply to comment by BattlefieldNiblet in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Actually, no.
This is a case of appropriately setting boundaries and not rewarding laziness.
I have to give you a point for cleverness in your response, but overall, you misunderstood the post and then further made yourself look foolish by commenting on the misunderstanding in a way that you hoped would make you look clever and mildly snotty / condescending.
Sadly, you didn't own me.
I have been owning you this entire paragraph.
Go back and read it.
Alternative-Half-783 t1_j60wt5t wrote
Reply to comment by Ill_Benefit6356 in LPT: It is valuable to know when to stop arguing with other people and simply let them be wrong by Dismal_Body_2731
Always heard ignorance is not knowing the outcome will be bad... stupid is knowing the outcome is bad and doing it anyways.
[deleted] OP t1_j60wpeu wrote
[deleted] OP t1_j60wn9p wrote
Reply to comment by TicklesPickles in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
They are the people this is about!
Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Lol!
[deleted] OP t1_j60wi8q wrote
Reply to comment by lucyjayne in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Respectfully, I think you misread the post.
This is a suggestion for people who take advantage of other people.
Would you care to read it again and possibly reconsider?
baffledninja t1_j60vd9s wrote
Reply to LPT: When trimming your facial hair with an electric razor, line your sink with a paper towel. by Hello_IM_FBI
Please have this talk with my husband lol. He flushes the hairs down the sink.
[deleted] OP t1_j60ydjb wrote
Reply to comment by CoralPilkington in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
"keeps" didn't trigger anything with you?
I'm so sorry I'm such a terrible writer.