Recent comments in /f/LifeProTips
dpittnet t1_j6116lt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Well I googled “is OP an asshole?” and the result was “yes”
sortaangrypeanut t1_j6113iv wrote
Reply to comment by joftheinternet in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Literally a simple "I'm not sure, maybe ask Google" is better than this LPT.
[deleted] OP t1_j610lhm wrote
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Llanite t1_j610j8r wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
I dont write LPT how to be a shitty person though 🙃
keepitcleanforwork t1_j610h52 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
At first I thought you were just a little confused on how to be polite, but now I see that you are simply an insufferable prick.
[deleted] OP t1_j610fqb wrote
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Llanite t1_j60zv5y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
decaded of having no social skill. Being around you must be a joy.
[deleted] OP t1_j60zrmx wrote
Reply to comment by SCfoster in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Well, I'm going to stop.
Obviously, you didn't read the tip, you're not listening. You're in the half that it's about.
I can't explain it anymore. Goodbye.
[deleted] OP t1_j60zno6 wrote
Reply to comment by Llanite in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
I'll learn soon enough? I have decades on you.
I do not want to do someone else's work for them after 5 or 10 times of helping out.
I don't want to explain this to you anymore, because, You are the kind of person This is aboat.
You don't listen!
[deleted] OP t1_j60zhfm wrote
Reply to comment by theyarnllama in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
I'm the life of the party.
If you want to keep doing work for somebody who's too lazy to do something they can easily do, you're a better person than I am.
When I work, I don't want to do somebody else's work for them. I want to spend my time earning my paycheck. Earning their paycheck for them doesn't do me any good after the 5th or 6th time of being a polite co-worker, or the hundredth, or the thousands.
You got to know when to draw the line or people take advantage of you.
SCfoster t1_j60ze1m wrote
Reply to LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Instead of reflecting OP just comes in here to defend his LPT even when it’s a jerk move
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[deleted] OP t1_j60z6z4 wrote
Reply to comment by Scrungyscrotum in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
How do you think I learned?
I'm not too proud to admit it.
[deleted] OP t1_j60yx9j wrote
Reply to comment by chemistrian in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
You missed two key things.
KEEP & EASILY.
You're the kind of person this post is about.
[deleted] OP t1_j60yueg wrote
Reply to comment by Raggon_Mcflaggon in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
So, you want somebody to keep bothering you to do easy things for them they are too lazy to do?
You're a better person than I.
Tcal876 t1_j60yss2 wrote
Reply to comment by gellenburg in LPT: If you're asked when you want to meet, especially in a professional setting, just answer the question. Saying "whenever!" isn't being flexible; it's being evasive. by [deleted]
This. I hate when people ask me when I am free. Just look at my calendar and schedule something.
I am not gonna give you a bunch of dates and times
[deleted] OP t1_j60ys1r wrote
Reply to comment by Soup_Rah in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
I disagree. Why don't you Google what the best approach is and let me know?
[deleted] OP t1_j60yq4v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
"keep" & "easily" wasn't enough?
[deleted] OP t1_j60ynam wrote
Reply to comment by healing-souls in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
If somebody keeps annoying you to do easy things they are too lazy to do, how would you respond?
Do you think this would train somebody to look up stuff for themselves and save other people annoyance?
Did you even read the tip?
"Keep" & "easily"are in there.
theyarnllama t1_j60yjc7 wrote
Reply to LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Funny how you think EVERYONE read the post wrong. I bet you’re fun at parties.
[deleted] OP t1_j60ygti wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: If somebody keeps asking you questions they can easily look up on their phone, always respond with, "What did Google say?" Eventually, they'll figure it out. by [deleted]
Edit: noticed I followed it up with questions they can EASILY...
Splinterfight t1_j6120ux wrote
Reply to LPT: When trimming your facial hair with an electric razor, line your sink with a paper towel. by Hello_IM_FBI
You can also get away with a few squares of toilet paper covering the drain hole. Then squash all the hair into a pile and put it in the bin. Uses less paper