I feel like i would have to take a class, I don't know what half of the boxes mean...

That’s assuming Jesus, Buddha and Confucius were real people but yeah.

Mine has a mute button. 🤷‍♀️

My husband loves it when I say “I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong”.

I think Keanu pulled it off (though in seriousness good tip)

On mine if you press 161885 STOP it doesn't do anything unless it was already running.

google "david's courage" to get an idea what to look for, and good luck! i was at rock bottom ready to take a long walk off a short um... bridge. and this place completely changed my life

[Kenmore] The only thing holding down any buttons did on mine was to lock the controls. Fortunately doing the same thing again unlocked them, or I would have felt trolled!

so what you described is called a sober living home or a halfway home, the one im currently in is great, we work our own jobs, have our own rooms, but get together for meals (im the chef here) and we pray, have devotionals, go to AA or NA groups, hang out in the common areas ect, basically a big family

I have a better idea. Everybody stop being hard on yourself for not being perfect. Nobody is.

I trim my beard in my back yard.

Lol, OP doesn't know different kinds of microwaves exist...

Not sure about long term as you mentioned but there are wellness retreats that offer any where from weekend to 14 day stay packages. I'm in Canada and there is one in Alberta - Vita Wellness Retreat that has what you are describing. Maybe something like that might be a good start? There are several others in different areas. probably something similar in your area?

So true. Confucius's friend told him, "Dude, get out of the capitol because they're going to kill you," so he went to live in the provinces, lol. I'd say not only can you not please or be liked by everybody, but the better you are, the more you will be hated by some.

I just used freetaxusa for the first time. Seems just as good as TurboTax. Yes, they charge $15 to file state but that’s much cheaper than the big guys.

I hate the beeping but it does usually remind me because I am forgetful

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Mine is a Whirlpool. I was wondering if it wouldn’t work on all brands.

cool tip if it actually works on your microwave. mine doesnt do it, but i like to imagine how life would be if it did.

That's cute. I use one of the dirty towels from the laundry basket and drape it over the whole vanity. When I'm done I shake it out into the backyard and toss the towel back into the laundry.

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commit a minor crime

bonus points if you wet the sink a bit first, the moisture helps with cleanup without washing hair down the drain

I use them for cleaning the ceiling fan blades, and then I throw them away.

Theres no place like...home? Did you ask your mom?