I don't need my orgasms "enhanced" lol they're already a bit too good as is.

This bank robber was arrested and they asked him, “why did you rob banks?”

He answered, “because that’s where the money is”.

Figure out what your tribe of women are, and go there. Going to clubs and bars is a terrible place to meet someone. I assume you mean finding a relationship vs getting laid that night.

If you don’t have an interest or hobby, start one. For example, women that bike have their act together enough that they can go do this, and afford a bike and are generally pretty healthy and active. Same with horses. And skiing.

I suggest avoiding Meetup. Different perspective i guess but I found the quality to be the lowest.

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This was told to me almost verbatim by a Mormon friend who had just gotten back from his mission.

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Your already perfect

Ah. 👁️👄👁️

Okay, dude. Have it your way.

Tbh I thought it would go right over anyone’s head. Lol

Oh that's definitely depression.

Or, imo, what OP describes is a totally normal response to this current unsustainable consumer-centric phase of human civilization.

I think the term depression merely attempts to pathologize a properly calibrated state of awareness, especially of that within middle or lower class society.

Deep down, you KNOW sooo much of what we do is a total fkn waste of time and life. But we do it anyways. Because the machine has too much momentum. Some people successfully deceive themselves into believing there's a point.

Others struggle to get out of bed.

haha dude this is exactly the sentence that popped in my head reading the post :) I like you man

ill try this thanks for the good advice

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And there are YouTube videos to help you in your workout. Use things just sitting around your house as weights.

I'm 5'8" and I reached that height when I was 14 and never grew taller. I'm in my 30s now.

I can tell you that height isn't everything and the worst thing someone can do is be self-conscious about it. People know your height right off the bat and the people who judge based on height are not the type of people worth your time to be honest.

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One LPT for front loaders, leave the door open after washing to let the washer fully dry out for a day or so. Helps big time keeping the funkiness down.

It’s true, I went to Del Taco and got free sheva cado

“cheese and rice”

Oh, they’ll know. Because they’re doing it too.

Get tinder and spam dick pics. Chicks love dick pics.

I’ve never dated a day in my life. I just did things I liked doing, usually with a group of people with similar tastes, and eventually found someone who I spent more time with than most. Everyone else decided we were a couple before we did. By that point, “dating” wasn’t really the term for it because we were in a long term relationship.

Don’t force relationships. Enjoy being friends with all sorts of people first.

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Aaah…so you mean to tell me that eating a banana is good for my good ol’ banana? That’s bananaz!

Suggest visiting www.meetup.com and look for groups that interest you (bowling, karaoke, salsa dancing) and meeting people who share the same interests.