Recent comments in /f/LifeProTips
Vegasmmj t1_j90d17w wrote
Shouldn't get a dog unless you own a home. Having a dog makes it way too difficult to secure a rental home in an already crazy market.
pangosd t1_j90cyfs wrote
Reply to comment by 808natsu in LPT: Getting a dog will not solve all your problems. by wtfamiselling
Real LPT is always in the comments.
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GrumpiestOldDude t1_j90bqhb wrote
It won't do your taxes or get you that raise at work. But it can give you a connection to the world again when you feel separated. It can give you purpose again when you feel useless. A dog can make even the most isolated feel loved and valued.
OrginalPeach t1_j90ac39 wrote
Reply to comment by rrickitickitavi in LPT: Getting a dog will not solve all your problems. by wtfamiselling
I want a second one now :)
OrginalPeach t1_j90aapi wrote
My dog annoys my music blasting neighbours. They haven’t stopped but I like natural revenge. If they are playing music, I don’t bother to use his quiet command.
MarcusXL t1_j90972u wrote
Addendum: A dog is a living thing. It's not an animated stuffed animal.
Before getting a dog, consider whether you are able to give it everything it needs, provide a secure home, pay for vet bills, for its entire natural life. If you're not sure about these things, don't get a dog.
Scoobydoomed t1_j908yk9 wrote
Where is the life pro tip here?
boing757 t1_j908imq wrote
Who comes up with this shit ?
PrisonerV t1_j907tkb wrote
Same can be said for a kid, but a 100 times worse.
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_j907t4j wrote
Nothing will solve all your problems.
Nobody thinks it will. Did you pull this out your arse OP?
MidnightFire1420 t1_j907j05 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
Maybe not so polite, but my resting bitch face usually works without fail….
simondrinkwater t1_j907im5 wrote
But your problems will feel better with a dog by your side.
daveatc1234 t1_j907d0l wrote
Your thought may be flawed If my problem is tennis balls never come back to me when I throw them..
johntwoods t1_j9077ma wrote
All of em? Certainly not.
Some of em? Absolutely.
Tittle42 t1_j9070r8 wrote
Reply to comment by rrickitickitavi in LPT: Getting a dog will not solve all your problems. by wtfamiselling
This guy dogs
MackeyH t1_j906rty wrote
Reply to comment by thefourthchime in LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
I can't believe I clicked on that link. You almost got me busted.
rrickitickitavi t1_j906m2d wrote
But it does solve the problem of not having a dog.
thefourthchime t1_j906jhc wrote
Reply to comment by thefourthchime in LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
Like this stuff. It's so good, but uncanny. https://pornpen.ai/
thefourthchime t1_j906gix wrote
Reply to comment by MackeyH in LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
There’s a certain formality and professionalism that it brings that is just uncanny. even when you tell it to be fun, it’s still sort of like a robot.
mrssymes t1_j906bjt wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
“Well, that’s all the time I have”
No reasons mean no chance to try and change your mind or talk you out of “reason”.
Giggingurl t1_j905wsw wrote
My dog makes make my problems go away.
MackeyH t1_j905lfj wrote
Reply to comment by thefourthchime in LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
It really wasn't that obvious. I just ran the same question through ChatGPT and got a similar answer. You just beat me to it!
EndangeredGiant t1_j90dfi7 wrote
Reply to comment by simondrinkwater in LPT: Getting a dog will not solve all your problems. by wtfamiselling
Bingo.