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areusureaboutthis t1_jdppfyv wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
Rofl, op getting rekt!!!!
theplushpairing t1_jdpoygz wrote
Reply to comment by wildadragon in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
0 0 0 or agent
Wishihadcable t1_jdpowev wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
This is dumb. This will just get you transferred to the wrong department.
dancurranjr t1_jdpookh wrote
Oh Come On! All you have to do . . . is . . . a . . . . . Fuck! I forgot.
Prata2pcs t1_jdpom4h wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
Upgrade my account to cancellation status
Feeling_Ad9540 t1_jdpo87j wrote
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Alternative-Boot2673 t1_jdpnxit wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How do I identify @#$%ing sheet and mattress pad sizes in the closet? Stop the madness!!! by AdolescenceOfP1
Perhaps use safety pins at or near corner, to indicate size (ie, 1 for king, 2 for for queen, etc), for all parts of set.
RJFerret t1_jdpnnka wrote
Tools.
Keys always stay/go same place no matter what.
Dates on calendar annual repeat.
Simplify, always do annual doctor appointments same time each year.
Associate things. Need to remember to take something somewhere? Put in on your shoes so you can't put them on without it being there.
Medication in the way of toothbrush.
Routines, no first glass of water in the morn without meds. Then get breakfast.
cleanbot t1_jdpneyd wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
just say the word 'operator' over and over until they realize you are a real honest stupid person and connect you with another
cuntiecung t1_jdpn6ly wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
You can also say FUCK YOU and honestly it works.
m945050 t1_jdpml17 wrote
Reply to comment by Karlor_Gaylord_Cries in LPT Request: What are some things you can do to improve your forgetfulness? by Fkingmeow
I carried an old credit card that I had cut out places for my car and house key for years and had used it way to many times. I showed it to a coworker who made his own and around a year later had his wallet stolen. The thieves now not only had his credit cards and money, but his address and access to his house. He was able to change the house door locks before they used them. After that I stopped carrying it and started paying attention before I left the house.
ReformedWiggles t1_jdpmics wrote
Reply to LPT: Turn signal before turning. by Almight_BDazzler
I thought the signal was to say "Hey! I just switched lanes!" /s
aKnightWh0SaysNi t1_jdpkt2c wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
This is stupid. What experience makes you feel qualified to present this as a universal tip?
Pnkrkg6644 t1_jdpkae9 wrote
I write everything I’m meant to do in my calendar.
I have a spot where everything goes, and I get a bunch of copies of the important things.
The exception is my phone and I have found it
In the fridge
Under my dryer
In the closet
On top of the microwave
On every tool shelf in the basement
In the ice maker…
Anyway, choose a spot for things for real & use the spot. Put even the most mundane things like garbage day on your calendar so you don’t forget
mehoo1 t1_jdpjt6z wrote
Reply to comment by WastedWasted12 in LPT Firefox can run ad block on your phone! by SlenderClaus
You would actually want tls://dns.adguard-dns.com rather than just dns.adguard.com
Babblelion t1_jdpjgjm wrote
Get your thyroid checked. It affected my attention and concentration.
dfreinc t1_jdpiirc wrote
Reply to comment by chibinibblets in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
not in my experience. wait for the prompt. always press zero.
you cannot spam zero like a child.
Shmily318 t1_jdpi9xf wrote
Everything has a place, everything goes in its place
chibinibblets t1_jdpi3pw wrote
Reply to comment by dfreinc in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
They hang up on you now if you do this.
mcluhan007 t1_jdphm5o wrote
I attached Apple AirTags to my wallet, keys, and dog’s collar.
Alternative-Boot2673 t1_jdpgwjb wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How do I identify @#$%ing sheet and mattress pad sizes in the closet? Stop the madness!!! by AdolescenceOfP1
If all bed sheets are the same color, wash sets separately. Assign a permanent marker pen color for each size or bedroom, and mark either top 2 or bottom 2 elastic corners of fitted sheet (same location for mark, different color for sizes or bedroom). Pillowcases get washed same time as sheets. You can handstitch an X in colored thread but bleach may ruin it.
TheQuestionableEgg t1_jdpgwd2 wrote
Reply to comment by BigSpoonFullOfSnark in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
They also have no incentive to transfer you back to a person either
7loUge t1_jdpgc14 wrote
Reply to comment by MoreSleepLessWork in LPT: Turn signal before turning. by Almight_BDazzler
10km? Or am I misunderstanding a click?
If someone signaled that early I would assume they just forgot to turn their signal off. Which is annoying because there's no way of knowing if that car is going to change lanes or turn, or not.
Andrea_Leigh t1_jdpezwq wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
I thought everyone knows you just press 0...
Feverrunsaway t1_jdppmgk wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
i have good luck with help paying bill