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Br00klynShadow t1_jecbuen wrote
Reply to comment by SnowMantra in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Nah, go outside and destroy the meters
SnowMantra t1_jecbqyd wrote
Reply to comment by Br00klynShadow in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Nah.
Flip the breaker.
refik252 t1_jecbl97 wrote
Reply to LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
I don't go on amazon to buy stuff that I need a few months off, the 2 day shipping is the best reason to order stuff on amazon.
Lucythefur t1_jecbilt wrote
Reply to comment by skucera in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
This has no effect in the south
Cinema_King t1_jecbbee wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
And if your “prank” is just a lie it’s not funny
TURBOSCUDDY t1_jecazrm wrote
Better LPT: now that you have a full stock of food, only buy more when it comes on sale/priced reduced.
TheFiniteThrowAway t1_jecaxhw wrote
Reply to comment by SerenityNowWow in LPT: Convert normal ketchup bottles to easy squeeze with ease! by Mojojijo
Just takes longer. Squeeze, baby!
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jonandgrey t1_jecawlr wrote
LPT: before buying new toilet paper, completely use all of the toilet paper in your house.
jonandgrey t1_jecapm1 wrote
Ummm. No. Weak LPT.
SwordfishAlert2602 t1_jecao76 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: if you are dating someone and you want to find out if they are trust worthy have them order DoorDash or Uber as a hand to me order. If they have to sign or provide a pin they aren’t trust worthy. by [deleted]
Your tip is wrong. I've never reported an Uber Eats order or received a refund but still been required to give a PIN before when picking up from certain locations like hotels.
Br00klynShadow t1_jecao67 wrote
Reply to comment by Cindexxx in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Damn, fr unplugged the life support
astroember t1_jecalpp wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
The people that need to hear this the most are not the people who will listen to this
Left-Star2240 t1_jeca98a wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I worked with an optometrist whose family celebrated April Fool’s like a holiday.
One year they took the contents of one kid’s backpack and bubble wrapped them. Another kid they took the music mechanism from a greeting card and installed in their text book. The third they put one of those fake severed legs they sell at Halloween and made it look like it was sticking out of his trunk.
Devittraisedto2 t1_jec9jo3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: if you are dating someone and you want to find out if they are trust worthy have them order DoorDash or Uber as a hand to me order. If they have to sign or provide a pin they aren’t trust worthy. by [deleted]
But that's not exactly representative of everyone that does this.
Are you telling me that all instances of this happening have a 100% chance of them stealing food?
Cindexxx t1_jec9f86 wrote
Reply to comment by Br00klynShadow in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
I just hit the PSU switch.
Time to turn off motherfucker.
keepthetips t1_jec93vw wrote
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ZsaFreigh t1_jec8gwt wrote
Yeah that's why I never bought that replica Portal Gun, or NERF Gjallarhorn.
Br00klynShadow t1_jec8g42 wrote
Reply to comment by therealnai249 in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Yeah this is what I do if its late at night, I just dont care anymore
[deleted] OP t1_jecbzaq wrote
Reply to LPT: Hourly wage multiplied by 2,000 is your yearly income by [deleted]
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