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mehoo1 t1_jed44kp wrote
Reply to comment by SerenityNowWow in LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
btw, a lot of sellers have switched to only giving discounts after a few subscriptions because of this.
Fingersmeller t1_jed3ucg wrote
Reply to LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
And then if you press ctrl+alt+del wait 5 seconds and press alt+f4 and unplug your computer and then bash it into a million pieces with a baseball bat, you won't have to worry about it anymore.
A little tip I picked up while working on Wallstreet. YW
PM_me_ur_BOOBIE_pic t1_jed2gsz wrote
Reply to LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut
Except I do that and new barber can never do the same thing.
Suspicious-Standard t1_jed2gs4 wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Many years ago I quietly put a raisin in my husband's toothpaste tube and waited with the camera when he went to brush his teeth.
hum_dum t1_jed26v4 wrote
Reply to comment by SteezinMcBreezin in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Another tech one I’m planning on using: My girlfriend has custom icons for the apps on her iPhone, all powered through the Shortcuts app. By going in and changing the contents of each shortcut, you can make it so that clicking on “Maps” opens up the phone, clicking on “Phone” opens Safari, whatever.
Still trying to decide if I’m going to set each app randomly or use some sort of pattern, though. Maybe set each one to the app next to it, so it looks like the screen needs to be calibrated?
April-1-2011 t1_jed1u5f wrote
Reply to comment by Paperdiego in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
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MonoChz t1_jed1p58 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Shut down doesn’t actually shut down. Do the restart.
April-1-2011 t1_jed1nso wrote
Reply to comment by space-glitter in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Happy early birthday!
ftstud t1_jed1dd2 wrote
Reply to comment by dustybooksaremyjam in LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
What religious weirdos conceal death from their children?
[deleted] OP t1_jed1cux wrote
Reply to comment by tatt_daddy in LPT: Hourly wage multiplied by 2,000 is your yearly income by [deleted]
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danuser8 t1_jed1bgt wrote
Reply to comment by DamnitDom in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
So hit esc on keyboard… not click. Got it
DauOfFlyingTiger t1_jed19ju wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
It’s always best to tell your kids the truth, particularly if they are anxious people. They really need to be able to trust you. Just tell the truth. A very sad thing has happened to your Uncle, he died unexpectedly. I just had to tell my nieces this when my daughter died unexpectedly a few months ago. A heart attack at 28, natural causes. It was very hard, but telling them the truth allowed me to answer their fears and questions with the truth. I am sorry for your loss.
palehorse864 t1_jed17rg wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I'm sad, my coworker friend and best target is completely out of the office on April 1st. :(
DoubleFelix t1_jed17n6 wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Love a LPT about a day of the year before that day of the year. Good work, OP.
palehorse864 t1_jed0sdu wrote
Reply to comment by vonnegutfan2 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Leonardo_DiCapriSun_ t1_jed0q4z wrote
Reply to comment by maiden_burma in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Change Dwight to diapers
Random_Raw_Dogger t1_jeczvan wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
8 years ago, I was the one to tell my 10 year old nephew that his father (my brother) had passed from an aneurysm at 32 years old.
There were a few immediate family members present. I started off by reminding my nephew how much his dad loved him and reminded him of the memories they had that day (that day was Christmas, he was found the following morning)
I then explained to my nephew that his dad went to sleep the night before and passed in his sleep peacefully. I went on to explain to him that death is a part of life that we all experience at some point, that it is a part of living and a part of nature. I reminded him that just because he left this world, it doesn't mean he was going to leave our hearts.
He immediately began to cry, and we consoled him. We told him that it was OK to be sad. That grieving is part of the process of healing.
It took some time for him to process everything, but we made sure he knew his feelings were valid, that he could talk about it with us whenever he wanted. We didn't try and sugarcoat it. We did our best to let him see our emotions without us losing control ourselves (at least while he was present).
There's no "right" way to break this kind of news to a child other than to be honest and be supportive and understanding of their emotions.
lilalliecakes t1_jeczre1 wrote
Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
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lilalliecakes t1_jeczovv wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Someone should inform Jim @the office
flightwatcher45 t1_jeczkrg wrote
Its fine to have a respectable argument sometimes. We are humans with emotions! But yes, take a break and cool off. Then continue to argue about how to resolve it. Then so whatever your partner wants. Haha
jcujcu OP t1_jecyj7w wrote
Reply to comment by ashton8177 in LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
oh wow, that sounds like a complicated situation for sure (especially the suicide talk).. I appreciate your feedback.. Hope you and your kids are doing well 👊
tatt_daddy t1_jecyigi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in LPT: Hourly wage multiplied by 2,000 is your yearly income by [deleted]
I mean you’re technically correct but I think OP was just being conservative as many people do not get that much PTO. Also it’s way easier to do the math on the fly
Ebonyks t1_jecy594 wrote
Reply to LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
If you do this often enough, amazon stops giving you the discounts on items. I learned this the hard way.
Nonetheless, it still gives free shipping if you don't have prime.
fatchancefatpants t1_jecy4y9 wrote
Reply to comment by majorjoe23 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
CornHub was probably the greatest internet prank of all time
Faelwolf t1_jed47r2 wrote
Reply to LPT: Convert normal ketchup bottles to easy squeeze with ease! by Mojojijo
Quick tip since we're on the subject.
For those still using the glass bottles, the easy way to get the ketchup flowing is to tilt the bottle with the opening where you want the ketchup to go. Then bang lightly on the side of the bottle, not the back. I use the knuckle on my middle finger, but feel free to do whatever works for you.
Ketchup isn't quite a non-Newtonian fluid, but it's close. The vibration gets it moving under the air bubble, allowing the air to flow in and breaking the air lock. Hitting the back only pushes against the air lock, making it harder.
Not many glass bottles around these days though. Don't miss them.