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jammer2omega t1_jed8viq wrote
Reply to comment by Gee858eeG in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Not sure... ESC is a key on your keyboard... You can't really "click" it...
zrajm t1_jed8ueh wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Just! Don't! – John Oliver's comments about April fool's is just as relevant today as when it was made (eight years ago): https://youtu.be/kXYXuXX48m8
keepthetips t1_jed8gnf wrote
Reply to LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
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Carnanian t1_jed82d6 wrote
Reply to LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
I do this at Petco. You get up to 50% off dog food with your first repeat delivery. I get it, set it for 12 months out, and cancel it a few days later. Got the food half off. Best part is it's Everytime you sign up for repeat delivery, so I get 50% off every time
neuroid99 t1_jed813i wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
If the target of your prank doesn't find it funnier than you do, you are an asshole.
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Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
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HC-Rooster t1_jed7qid wrote
bozitybozitybopzebop OP t1_jed7ncx wrote
Reply to comment by tebannnnnn in LPT: It's only a harmless prank/practical joke if everyone is laughing at the end by bozitybozitybopzebop
That may be an exception. Confused or weirded out should not turn into scared, upset, or angry. It loses its status as harmless at that point.
Siggi_3rd t1_jed7mh8 wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
A good and harmless prank should be one of those: https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0
Armani-X t1_jed7a79 wrote
Medical Lab Tech here. Can't stress showing up hydrated enough. Also avoid caffeine if you can help it.
tebannnnnn t1_jed6pne wrote
Reply to LPT: It's only a harmless prank/practical joke if everyone is laughing at the end by bozitybozitybopzebop
Not really, there are really funny harmless pranks where bystanders just get confused or weirded out.
huskeya4 t1_jed6o0c wrote
Reply to comment by Left-Star2240 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I went hard on my mom one year in high school. I drew a tiny spider in marker on the toilet paper. I flipped two cups of water upside down on the counter (so the water stayed in them). I searched all of her shoes so they were the left on the right and the right on the left so when she put them on, they’d be on the wrong foot. I taped a sign to the trunk saying to honk at her. I can’t even remember all of them anymore but it ended up being like 13 pranks. The only thing I didn’t mess with was the coffee. And I made sure none of my pranks would actually make her late for work. I did wake up early that day to her scream in the bathroom but I just kind of laughed and went back to bed. Apparently she took one look at the counter with the cups and was like “she’s cleaning that up”. She said she’s did spend her entire first cup of coffee trying to figure out how I got them on the counter without spilling them before she decided she wasn’t awake enough for that shit. Then she couldn’t figure out why everyone was honking at her going into work until she checked the car when she arrived. We got a good laugh out of it when she got home and she made me demonstrate how to flip the glasses and clean them up without spilling using a plastic table mat.
[deleted] t1_jed6kqx wrote
Reply to comment by lilalliecakes in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
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rexmaster2 t1_jed6igl wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTruthHearts in LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut
Exactly, I've seen one stylist use scissors while another uses a razor for the same hair cut, all while using completely different ways to cut it. And they don't come out the same in the end.
turtleheadmaker t1_jed6gt8 wrote
Reply to LPT How can I get better at being more approachable and making eye contact? by SuccessfulManifests
I'd recommend you stop caring about the eye contact. You are who you are and that's fantastic. Embrace that's just how you do things. By feeling more comfortable with exactly who you are not who you want to be, you'll show your charismatic side sooner.
SuperCrappyFuntime t1_jed5dca wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Also, making people who are struggling financially think they won the lottery with a fake lotto ticket is not funny.
Tallen122 t1_jed5cz9 wrote
Reply to comment by rypher in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Cuz the people making memes about accidentally hitting restart instead of shut down
rypher t1_jed55ug wrote
Reply to comment by Tallen122 in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Why would you post it to memes?
freddom_is_a_lie t1_jed5155 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
As Christians we’d just say that he’s with God now.
marakat3 t1_jed4oe3 wrote
Reply to comment by Ling0 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
That would piss me tf off
TheMaStif t1_jed4ihl wrote
Muted_Description112 t1_jed4c7m wrote
Reply to LPT Request: What do you do to get better search results on the internet? by SamuraiSardar5
Put whatever words need to stay together in quotation marks
“Water well drilling”
It will show results with the words together rather than randomly
jammer2omega t1_jed8yad wrote
Reply to comment by danuser8 in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
This. I came to say all this. Thank you.