Recent comments in /f/LifeProTips
benmajin11 t1_jedfpop wrote
Reply to comment by ValifriggOdinsson in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I had a gf do this to me. She knew I never wanted kids. She waited until I just woke up and was still foggy, then she hit me with it. I took it well, said it's her body if that's what she wants to do, that's what we'd do. Obviously not thrilled about it. She admired me for taking it so well, then proceeded to go on "Well I think we should probably have another after, so they have a brother or sister." Again, I said yeah, that makes sense. She kept going until saying she wanted 5, at which point I figured something was fishy. She got me good. Then I got her back by putting a bar of lavender soap in her hot chocolate from dunkins, and it sat for hours in the fridge.
DaveTwentyThree t1_jedf5dg wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Probably same person who tried to say no pranks after 12:00pm. LOSERS
TodaysOpinion t1_jedenql wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
Maybe tell them separately. The older ones could be much more understanding and emotional and the youngest may be a little too nonchalant. I remember just repeating, yes, dead, never coming back. Dead dead. Yes, totally dead to my 3 year old about my grandma, then she went off to play while my 5 year old cried about it often for months.
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Reply to comment by DrRomeoChaire in LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
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Pr0gressiv t1_jeddrxo wrote
Reply to comment by -B0B- in LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
Yeah setting a reminder or 2 takes like 10 seconds A good payment rate for the discount
-Awesome333- t1_jeddru3 wrote
Reply to comment by April-1-2011 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
r/beetlejuice
ValifriggOdinsson t1_jeddpw9 wrote
Reply to comment by lilalliecakes in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Care to explain?
black_paddle t1_jeddgng wrote
Reply to LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut
I do but my new barber says he can't do anything with just a picture of a pile of cut hair
PT_IsWithMe t1_jeddcfe wrote
Thank you!
I just had the center mount bracket pull the lag bolts out of the wall and I had a significant moment of "the willies" when I thought about the spring's power to destroy.
Had I known a safety wire was a thing, I would have paid the repair tech install one.
aybbyisok t1_jeddal1 wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Ah, shit internet is unusable again for a day.
FullyRisenPhoenix t1_jedckl2 wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I hate that stupid day. Too many people make it about bullying and being mean. I’ve forbidden all “pranks” at my business after a guy played an awfully abhorrent prank on one of my employees. I mean……it was terrible!!
He was the only one laughing until I fired him.
DrRomeoChaire t1_jedc6fk wrote
Reply to LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
My girlfriend proposed to me, but I just had average, un-manicured guy hands. We have our 29th anniversary in May, so my nails were not a problem.
britreme OP t1_jedbxdn wrote
Reply to comment by Positive-Ad-2643 in LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
Lol no I was thinking in case the person wanted to take pictures after! Not during the actual proposal
NYSenseOfHumor t1_jedbsx0 wrote
Reply to comment by Positive-Ad-2643 in LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
No. So you can have the press-ons handy to apply quickly for photos after the proposal is done.
Positive-Ad-2643 t1_jedb912 wrote
Reply to LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
So you can stop the moment and put your nails on while your partner is down on their knees?
Idk, seems a little rude and vapid.
PM_ME_MAS_ORO t1_jedb6ef wrote
Reply to LPT: when ordering on Amazon, if given the option, always select "subscription" for sizable discount. by SerenityNowWow
I rarely see considerable discounts on Amazon subscriptions? Usually 5-15%. This sounds a bit over exaggerated to me.
grudrookin t1_jeday3r wrote
Reply to comment by SteezinMcBreezin in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
The one I pulled last year was a sign on the printer saying it had an update and was now voice-activated.
I didn't think it would work until I heard someone say "print" a couple times...
Fastside t1_jedafb0 wrote
Reply to LPT: Take your adopted animals from shelters straight to a vet as soon as possible. by bcurtiswx
bro how is that a lifeprotip. who is crazy enough not do that?
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chuckdooley OP t1_jeda4zi wrote
Reply to comment by phwe9774 in LPT: Give Maximum Effort at Work - Even if it's not Appreciated by chuckdooley
Thank you! I thought I was taking crazy pills
And I absolutely agree with your last point (and the rest of it)
We can only affect our own change before we can contribute on a larger scale
phwe9774 t1_jed9wsf wrote
Everyone that's saying this is bad advice because fuck corporations or minimum wage minimum effort isn't paying attention and reading what OP actually said. They're saying to make the best of a bad situation and learn what you can while you're there, not to try and leverage a raise from a shitty boss, but to leverage more money from your next job.
Most people have at least one shitty job in their life, usually more than one. If you have a shitty job and you aren't actively looking for another job or taking steps to learn more skills to get a better job, you only have yourself to blame. Before anyone says companies should be forced to pay a living wage, I want you to ask yourself one question: what do you think is going to change first, your job or corporate pay policies?
FirmPrune87 t1_jed9e3j wrote
Reply to LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
or you could switch to Linux and never have that issue again!
TBDG t1_jed93se wrote
Reply to LPT If you think your partner is about to propose but don’t want to keep getting manicures, just keep a set of press ons around. by britreme
If you think your partner is about to propose, you want it to happen, but it takes too long: propose yourself.
If you need a manicure for it get it once. Spend the rest of the manicure budget for a good dinner.
NoVaFlipFlops t1_jedh03p wrote
Reply to comment by astroember in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I myself was once a person who did not understand this. It did take hearing the explanations and linking those to my own experiences to get it. Growing up with narcissistic parents teaches you narcissistic behavior and maladaptive core beliefs, and so believe it or not, being a narcissistic 20something is traveling a difficult road -- it takes many villagers and bumpy lessons to navigate to better lands.