loverink t1_jeg4p35 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:37 PM

Or you record. "Hello,. Hello, hello,? Can you hear me?
I think the phones broken. Tell you what, leave a message at the tone and I'll get the phone fixed and call you back .

therealnai249 t1_jeg3jx0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:29 PM

Reply to comment by looncraz in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks

If I need to restart I just press the restart button on my case and that turns it off instantly and starts the restart (not sure if that’s even a good thing).

And also, I simply can’t help but feel you’re grasping at straws. No one’s life is impacted That much by a 4 second difference in restart times you goober.

I agree with the updates they can’t definitely take a few minutes which is absolutely miserable.

SadArchon t1_jeg399l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Suck it cold callers

[deleted] t1_jeg2y2k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns tomorrow by schaefercmatthew

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ProblemLongjumping12 OP t1_jeg2ser wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:24 PM

Reply to comment by YuraJabroni in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Are you suggesting there aren't people dumb enough to do this without intending it as a joke? Because I can 100% assure you there are. Many of them. A lot of my work is over the phone and I encounter this daily.

YuraJabroni t1_jeg2fu4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:22 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

*Woosh. That’s…the point of the joke. I still think it’s childish, but this is a tip for nimrods.

[deleted] t1_jeg2fjx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:22 PM

Reply to LPT : Fridge your chips/snacks for a more satisfying, refreshing taste by letstouchbutts121

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[deleted] t1_jeg2cv2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:21 PM

Reply to comment by carlosnobigdeal in LPT: Befriend a cop by carlosnobigdeal

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poopyheadedbitch t1_jeg24w2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:20 PM

Reply to LPT: too lazy to wash up your dish after you’ve made a meal? Save half and give it to your neighbour so they have to wash it up and bring it back to you by dunnowhatredditis

Lmfao love this passive laptop technique tbh. I'd do anything to not have to wash a dish

PlumbidyBumb t1_jeg21nk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:19 PM

Reply to LPT: Befriend a cop by carlosnobigdeal

I was pulled over twice and was given a warning twice. A better lpt, don't bull shit a cop, there job is to deal with people each day. The more you help them, the more they will help you.

YuraJabroni t1_jeg1tq7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:18 PM

Reply to LPT: too lazy to wash up your dish after you’ve made a meal? Save half and give it to your neighbour so they have to wash it up and bring it back to you by dunnowhatredditis

The time it takes you to walk to your neighbors and back is probably the same amount of time it would take you to wash the dish. If not less. What a moronic tip.

keepthetips t1_jeg1rya wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:17 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

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