YuraJabroni t1_jeg808g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:59 PM

Reply to comment by ttermayhem in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

OP’s just a few clowns short of a circus lmao

[deleted] t1_jeg7vol wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:58 PM

Reply to comment by YuraJabroni in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

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Studded_Fieldmouse t1_jeg7sty wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:57 PM

Reply to LPT: If there's a show on Netflix that came out that you want to watch but don't have time, just let it play through the full season even if you aren't watching it. Netflix cancels shows that don't get enough full season watches within the first month. by The_Bison_King

Nice try Netflix, lower your subscription costs and get some better shows ya bunch of tightwads.

ttermayhem t1_jeg7oal wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM

Reply to comment by ProblemLongjumping12 in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Is this advice or a vent? And I’ll tell you this: anyone so impatient and prone to being pissed off that they get upset at saying hello to my voicemail is someone I’m happy to not do anymore business with. Work on your anger issues and watch your profits grow.

joecool42069 t1_jeg7j04 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns tomorrow by schaefercmatthew

This seems on par for r/LifeProTips

Say-What-KB t1_jeg7id0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:55 PM

Reply to LPT Request: Lots and lots of movies and series to enjoy, but I am left feeling unfulfilled and sad after a weekend, how do I convince my mind to stop craving for more and more by instant-sherlock

This reminds me of me, before my depression was fully treated. I did get outside - sailing in the summer, broomball in the winter. But still…. I got therapy and medication. I still remember the moment, driving to sailing, when I realized I was really looking forward to it! I’d forgotten what that felt like. Depression doesn’t take weekends off. Yours may be situational depression caused by feeling/being trapped in your industry. For me, we’ll my brain doesn’t work quite right. Either way, since your situation isn’t changing, let a professional help you get to a better mental space. It is oh so totally worth it!

YuraJabroni t1_jeg7hji wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:55 PM

Reply to comment by ProblemLongjumping12 in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Your use of italics and bolded words make you look like a crazy person. You’re really not as smart as you think you’re coming across. Do yourself a favor and stop digging into a deeper hole.

MechanicalHorse t1_jeg7e2q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:55 PM

Reply to LPT: too lazy to wash up your dish after you’ve made a meal? Save half and give it to your neighbour so they have to wash it up and bring it back to you by dunnowhatredditis

LPT: use a dishwasher

ProblemLongjumping12 OP t1_jeg7dy4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:55 PM

Reply to comment by RubiksSugarCube in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Sterling Archer.

RubiksSugarCube t1_jeg7ap4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:54 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Nah, you got to take it one step further. Start off with "Hello" then pause a few seconds and say "oh hey, how's it going" then give it a few more seconds before you let the caller know it's a voicemail greeting.

Muinonan t1_jeg77or wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM

Reply to LPT- When you first start making money, feed yourself first. by grimmw8lfe

I keep telling myself I'll learn to cook, but where to find time...

Maybe tomorrow - although probably unlikely

ProblemLongjumping12 OP t1_jeg7564 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM

Reply to comment by AwkwardHedgehog1984 in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Reminds me of the running joke from Archer. He always has a different voicemail message that trolls whoever calls him.

AwkwardHedgehog1984 t1_jeg6ruu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:50 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

I did this on purpose when I was in high school. Drove my father crazy. Teenagers are so dumb.

Champy352 t1_jeg6gkb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:48 PM

Reply to LPT Request: Anyone have any advice for dealing with lower back pain? by apeprom123

I take Advil LIQUI-GELS for my lower-back pain. They are like GOLD!

ProblemLongjumping12 OP t1_jeg614b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:46 PM

Reply to comment by YuraJabroni in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

You must be new to this planet, because you have no idea how obtuse and thoughtless the human race actually is. Some people say hello then do a little haha gotcha, but loads of them, especially older people, do it without realizing what will happen.

looncraz t1_jeg5yd7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM

Reply to comment by therealnai249 in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks

The reset button is not a safe way to restart, so I hope you're joking.

The shutdown speed is simply a comparison point between two products, shorter is better.

[deleted] t1_jeg5fsz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:42 PM

Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

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BillyMackk t1_jeg5f5m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Reply to LPT : Fridge your chips/snacks for a more satisfying, refreshing taste by letstouchbutts121

Surely you know about the magic that is frozen Girl Scouts Thin Mints..

YuraJabroni t1_jeg5d3m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM

Reply to comment by ProblemLongjumping12 in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12

Yes, I am telling you people aren’t that dumb. They do it intentionally. I’m thinking you might be the idiot for failing to recognize that.

skinemuprawhide t1_jeg58k2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:40 PM

Reply to comment by All_togHeather in LPT Request: Anyone have any advice for dealing with lower back pain? by apeprom123

I can't overstate how important this is. I had two slipped discs and was sleeping on an old, old bed. Months of excruciating pain while trying to sleep. Bought a new bed, immediately got a full night's sleep with minimal pain. Changed my entire life. I nearly cried with relief. My discs started improving drastically after that. It's well worth the money.