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atlasraven t1_jegp1q1 wrote
It's kinda weird to picture a prostitute laying around the house with my wife.
SugarGlitterkiss t1_jegp12v wrote
Reply to LPT: If you want to compliment someone for losing weight, try not to fixate on how big they used to be by Dyert
Generally speaking, don't comment on people's bodies. Sometimes people lose weight for not-great reasons. Try, "Nice shirt!" or something you know they chose.
Upballoon t1_jegozy3 wrote
Op is probably in the eastern hemisphere where it's already April 1st. This is their April 1st prank
keepthetips t1_jegon1j wrote
Reply to LPT: If you want to compliment someone for losing weight, try not to fixate on how big they used to be by Dyert
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icetom t1_jegokbc wrote
Reply to comment by aYANKinEIRE in LPT: Distancing yourself from people can be one of the healthiest choices you can make. by incredibleinkpen
If you consider cutting off your fingers healthy.
skunksmasher t1_jegojbq wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
but piss disk and liquid ass pranks are ALWAYS funny
Friendly_Bot_ t1_jegog1c wrote
Reply to LPT: Distancing yourself from people can be one of the healthiest choices you can make. by incredibleinkpen
That highly depends on why you would choose to distance yourself.
Kadooz_or_kudos t1_jegoe04 wrote
True facts I work for Lenny & Larry’s and we are marketing our new Pot Brownie tomorrow.
skunksmasher t1_jego465 wrote
Reply to LPT: After you've flown in to an airport and need a ride, consider a taxi service rather than Uber or Lyft. by firkin_slang_whanger
in oz.
Ride share was needed to lift the shitty service of taxis which has mostly been accomplished.
There is no use and no value to ride share any more they are expensive rapist rip off thieves (more so than taxis)
avidoger t1_jego0ft wrote
Reply to comment by FunDivertissement in LPT Request: How to fold those bedsheets with the elastics by pepperPantz__
🙂
knight970 t1_jegnvp4 wrote
Don't believe anyone or anything,not even this Post
stingraybt t1_jegnewp wrote
Reply to LPT: Distancing yourself from people can be one of the healthiest choices you can make. by incredibleinkpen
I have distanced myself from some old friends that drained me with negative energy and it honestly felt like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders. It’s honestly relieving but sometimes I can’t help feel the guilt of cutting them off since I also had good memories with them. But if the result of distancing myself from these people meant I became happier then it must have been worth it.
As an adult, I now have no issues burning bridges with people lol
ProblemLongjumping12 OP t1_jegn1lu wrote
Reply to comment by skunksmasher in LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12
I love Archer. And it proves people you work with will hate this.
P-Soup t1_jegmycv wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
My birthday is on April fools day, welcome to my life lol
skunksmasher t1_jegmwsz wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12
you know nothing
WATCH ARCHER
NuchieTW t1_jegmmky wrote
LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns the day after tomorrow
BadLoompa t1_jegmkrn wrote
Reply to comment by danuser8 in LPT: If you click "restart" by accident instead of "shut down" you can click "ESC" and it'll bring you back to the desktop stopping the restart. by Xanoks
Hitting it may not be enough. Best practice is to always crane kick that esc into a leglock.
[deleted] OP t1_jegmhme wrote
Reply to comment by hornyjacks in LPT: Hourly wage multiplied by 2,000 is your yearly income by [deleted]
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GrandAdmiralRobbie t1_jegmgh7 wrote
Unlike every other day of the year when people never lie on social media or in marketing campaigns
beckalm t1_jegmcl9 wrote
Reply to comment by BrokenToyShop in LPT- When you first start making money, feed yourself first. by grimmw8lfe
Nice! That’s a fun one to make. Takoyaki batter is similar in many ways and would be great to make for food-loving friends.
Guttermouth11111 t1_jegmcjc wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuBotStalksMe in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
I said “Happy April Fools Day. I’m pregnant.” I didn’t want any huge deal announcement thing so it was a fun gag when people commented on the original post that it was a weak joke. I enjoyed it a lot.
skunksmasher t1_jegm1p2 wrote
ear plugs
melotonin
see a doctor
in the short term sleeping pills
button_fly t1_jegm0uw wrote
Reply to comment by Guttermouth11111 in LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
Also did this because I thought it would be hilarious to make a real announcement on April Fools. Had to physically produce the baby before people believed it and I think I still have friends who think I’m just really committed to the bit 8 years later.
Larry_Loudini t1_jeglzux wrote
Reply to comment by Larry_Loudini in LPT : Fridge your chips/snacks for a more satisfying, refreshing taste by letstouchbutts121
8/10 - would recommend
SirWhatsalot t1_jegp2tm wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns tomorrow by schaefercmatthew
Just stay off the Internet tomorrow. That's what I'm doing, soooo much gaming.