long slow whistle Are all the bad landlords gonna exploit this to high fucking hell and back...

(Narrator: They probably are already)

> non-chain burger joint

> non-chain

No, and...

> an old-fashioned 24-hour diner

...no. Maine doesn't have stuff that's open 24 hours aside from convenience stores, unfortunately. And the rest plazas, of course.

Closest non-chain burger joint I can think of is Elevation Burger, they were good when I ate there a couple days ago. But they don't stay open into the wee hours of the night.

If that first volunteer doesn't work out I'd also be happy to do the service in Elvish. I'm ordained and in the Portland area.

Greater Portland? Open 24/7? Do you like LL Bean, bud?

If he wears a costume, he'll be an Elvish impersonator!

Avoid lower Essex street area and lower Ohio street area.

And avoid first and second street.

If the apartment is in one of those four areas, it will be slim chances of a good landlord.

Ah, so I take it that it's a situation where a few companies (or individuals) own many buildings? That's unfortunate but something I've dealt with before. Thank you for your honesty!

Sorry I only do Harry Potter weddings.

If I bring snacks, can I come to this wedding? Because you people sound like my kind of folks.

Seriously, congratulations and your wedding is going to be gorgeous!

It's sad that this is good advice...

Congrats! This sounds lovely!

You sound like the kind of person we need more of in Maine and the world at large.

If this goes over well, we could become like Vegas but for Elves!

Edit: instead of Elvis, it’d be Elvish!

With the shortage of apartments in Bangor, you probably won't be able to choose a landlord.

If you are lucky enough to find an apartment that you like and can afford, you should probably just take it.

That sounds amazing! Makes me wish I learned the elvish languages from my roommate in college. She had many of them memorized.

I love this and I love that there’s people ready and willing to do this for you

I love Maine

This sounds like such fun! I hope you're able to find someone.

Y’know what, fellow nerds… I’m in.

I live in the County, but I’m willing to travel. I’ve done cosplay and wedding dresses for over twenty years.

I can absolutely do the service in Tolkien Elvish, or anything else you give me enough time to learn. Already an officiant through the Universal Life Church.

I’m in southern Maine. If no one else comes up let me know. I only know a few words in elvish but can learn. P.S. Tolkien is a huge part of my life and fully support you elvish wedding!!!

I just watched the lord of the rings trilogy I should taken the time for an elvish reply I beg your pardon

Omg this sounds dope af ! 💓

Would you settle for a Dwarf with gigantism?

Play stupid games…

Because you are in Maine and cant get there from here lol

My unheated, screened in porch is my mud room. I think this is common, too.

My uncle opens his annually "to make sure it still works."

I think it's when he hangs his Xmas wreath.