But did it hiss at you, though?

Just in time for dry January to end too. Throw your beer out there and race against the clock.

See, the trick is to put so much in that the front wheels lift off the ground, and then you can't go anywhere. Can't put your car in the ditch if it's physically incapable of moving.

Pfft, real Mainers use bear grease.

What's a "sweater"? What's a "jacket"? Goddamn kids these days have the weirdest terminology for shit...back in my day we used the fat on our bodies!

Usually, before your mother comes over

Okay I flooded my basement! now what?

How do they even check to see if you're a resident? Are they scanning ID's and driver's licenses at the door or something? And if so, what if you don't have either one? Do you get given a "fuck you lawl bye bitch" and cruelly turned away?

Yeah it's really just Friday night. Saturday is cold but not crazy so.

> you probably don’t need any fucking help to sit in your 750,000 house

What do I do if I don't have one of these? Do I need help then?

Same I don’t really know anyone either but thanks for looking out.

While all you fools pay for heating, I’m simply a genius, I discovered if I attach a hose from my exhaust to my house, and turn my engine on, my house is immediatly filled with a warm draft that feels great, feels so good it almost makes me lightheaded!!!

I hope tent city gets moved indoors. 10 below is not camping weather no matter how propane heaters someone has going in that tent.

Before it was the OOS'ers, it was those swarthy folks from Quebec... and before them, those rumbly toothed fellers from across the pond...

1 day at 30 below is 4 days too many...

>Negative 40 wind chill is pretty out of the range of normal Maine cold

Not really. Spent many a winter morning outside waiting for the school bus. And then ran the town streets after school for practice. Lemme tell ya about the time coach sent us out to do Ohio Hills when the temp was sub-zero and the wind was blowing...

Guess we found the transplant that priced out a nice local family. You offended, bud? Judging by your profile I bet you have some extra insulation and it's not in your house, but you might want to work on your sense of humor if you want to thrive not just survive.

You need to chill, man. May I suggest a long walk in shorts and flipflops?

So apparently people are screwed during the day? I've seen reports for during the day of -55

"Eggs will fry when the pavement temp reaches 105."

One good thing about really cold weather: the outdoor fridge is open for business.

Do you stretch before you do it?

Use the heater spaced like the old radiators. I have ceramics, baseboard style and the oil-radiators. All are easy to operate but the radiators are more efficient. A brand new one will give off a bit of an odor for the first hour or two. If you have a larger room, the industrial looking heater that has a fan works better at distributing the heat.

Do not use household extension cords with space heaters.

Also, avoid placing heaters on carpet.

Damn. I just brought all my outside water in.

That's when you bring all your water outside.