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Glass-Living-118 t1_j6sv6kw wrote

Not offended. Just trolling the trolls. One sympathizes? (It was also a Fight Club reference for those who don’t get sarcasm (or references)). Why are you a third generation Mainer? If not, you’re not a true Mainer, or so I’ve been told. In any case you’re defending some bloke who likes to call people “pussy”

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blaz138 t1_j6st0i6 wrote

Definitely be aware that your electric bill will skyrocket if you leave it on. I don't even know what to do besides take the hit as the space heater is pretty much the only heat upstairs.

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blaz138 t1_j6ss97z wrote

I got an oil filled one from Mardens for maybe $70 and it works great. That's basically the only heat we have on the top floor.

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mmmmpork t1_j6sq5xe wrote

The real pro tip is that any of your new out of state neighbors are quite a bit fattier and likely organically fed, so if it does indeed get as cold as they are saying, the best way to stay warm is slaughter 4 or 5 of them. Once broken down into primal cuts, slather them in a mixture of Allens and crushed blueberries, put them in the oven at 300F for 35 minutes per pound. Perfect doneness is medium rare-medium. Don't forget to look around their empty home for cash and jewelry you can use to pay your heating bill! Bon Appetite & stay warm out there!

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SeawolfGaming t1_j6slodx wrote

In Stonington one of the houses got absolutely fucked after the new Summer Folks who bought the house didn't know to turn off the water after they left for the winter. It ended up bursting the lines due to freezing, flooding the house and then also freezing the flooded house causing a very substantial amount of damage. This was a few years ago, but still water does freeze and cause damage.

Edit: I forgot to add that the damage caused means the entire house either needs to be completely rebuilt or extensively worked on.

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