If you go to a live concert and record the entire thing on your phone, you can eat a big bag of dicks

You can eat a big bag of dicks. Why even go if you watch the entire fucking thing through your phone? Why record it on a phone? Who the fuck is going to watch it? You realize you look like a fucking moron??

Edit: If you're saying "Why do you care how someone else enjoys the concert?!" then you can eat TWO bags of dicks.