Submitted by TightwaterSecurity t3_zubv9h in Music
Going to make a long, disgusting story short.
I was at a concert in Nashville with my wife. The crowd was pretty rowdy. Halfway through it, I feel this growing warmth on my butt. After a second, I turn around and find the source of it: Some drunk guy has tucked his soft penis into my back jeans pocket and pissed into MY pants. Once I realize what's going (it takes me a while to process, because wtf) I shove him back and he dances and laughs, soft penis still hanging out. I look around wondering if anyone just saw this, but everyone is focused on the show.
This was a couple days ago and I still can't get over it. I had to drive home with a towel on my car seat so this guys PISS wouldnt wreck my vehicle.
Idk if this is the right subreddit, but I just wanted some form of comfort, or to know what I should do??