Does anybody fking knock anymore?

110%... I have to travel like 100+ nights a year for work, and probably 75% of those nights have to do dinner with clients. I usually tell them to pick whatever they want since it just goes on the company card, and 9 times out of 10 they pick some fancy steakhouse and we all go do the filet and lobster deal or whatever... If you'd told me a few years ago that I'd get tired or good steaks I wouldn't have believed you, but it is absolutely true for pretty much everybody on my team. When we don't have clients to take out we go for street cart hot dogs or Waffle House or cheap pizza or something...

I guess it isn't necessarily always the case, because I've had eggs Benedict for breakfast 4-5 days a week for like 2-3 years and am still not tired of it, but I'm guessing that's the rare exception not the norm.

For some folks, nothing is ever enough. Which is a shame.

First time for me. Guess I'm a late bloomer.

Think about it, Kevin Kline saw this lovely woman naked for the past 30+ years.

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😆 Awe. Shucks.

I thought it was a beaver….

Yeah me too

This again?

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I legit think, based off my opinion and little else, that dolly parton likes singing, and is either an introvert or hates excessive stardom.

Given that no one knows what her husband looks like, and that she wears a wig, I wouldn't be surprised if her boobs are part of a bodysuit or something to add to the illusion.

Oh this again. At least post the entire thing.

If you take an otter look you can clearly see it’s a jaaaaag

gotta watch those asphalt guys, they're always laying it on thick and smooth

They still are! They got together when they were 16, still crazy to me

Haha both always hated him with a passion

Must be from Texas

Wore a hole in that VHS tape.

She's saying she's never been to a wig factory.

I'm out!

Kevin Kline is a lucky man.

I thought it was an otter at first glance.

Seems suspicious

Which one had the David Hassellhoff poster?