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RythmBaxter t1_je1yqot wrote

Reply to My German parents 30 years ago today on vacation in the Netherlands by LonnieYo

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression] 

Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons : Good point.

Lawrence : Well, what about you now? What would you do?

Peter Gibbons : Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence : Well, yeah.

Peter Gibbons : Nothing.

Lawrence : Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons : I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.

Lawrence : Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

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