If it costs money to do the right thing, companies will only do it if it's explicitly required to do so. Even then, they won't do it unless the penalty is severe and they are likely to get caught. Oil and gas companies don't care about us or our land. We shouldn't treat them like they're doing us any favors when we hold the resources they want.

~dome intensifies~

Byzantine church without the gold and jesuses

I wasn’t sure anyone else would comment on his cuteness 🥹

Beautiful.

Phyllis is Phil’s ex-wife, who now lives in FL and says Phil is a compulsive liar.

I'd love to see some as well. It's hard to imagine it with no trees.

>Curious: what's the point of saying only one will live forever lmao

What do you mean? They're just telling us the truth, here. There just isn't enough elixir to go around, unfortunately. :(

How about Phil and Gus in Thunder Dome? 2 rodents enter; one rodent leaves.

I mean, if your from Louisiana or Texas, these are career jobs...

SE? because up this way we had -8 with a real feel of -35 for a couple days and that was enough winter for me!

Phil operates on the Highlander rules of immortality.

Winter Phil vs Spring Phil. They fight to death in a televised match each Feb 2nd

from Feb 2nd to the first day of spring is about 6 weeks. so Phil is correct.

Happy birthday! You’re lucky you were one day over, or else your parents would have legally been required to name you Phil.

How fucking dare you.

if theyre just making shit up why cant they make up she lives forever too

Friend: “It seems like sometimes he tries to bite them when they hold him” Me: “Imagine you’re asleep. Perfect-comfy. In your bed. Basically on vacation and don’t have fuck all to do til spring. Suddenly, some dickhead in a top hat nabs your ass and drags you out into the light. Cameras flashing. People and noises everywhere. Idk about you, but I’m trying to bite him 100% of the time.”

Gotta protect all those career jobs.

The first year is the most productive - then it wanes and peters out.

It gets even more fucked 😭😂

But... aren't they supposed to be cousins?

But people are wearing the wrong clothes!

Ha, thanks!

Gus is fn annoying too.