I was trying to explain these to my parents on New York after I live in RI for 15 years. My father looked at it and laughed.

I’m actually from Connecticut, but I can’t stand these either. There’s plenty of real pizza in RI.

I’m not a fan. It’s the most overrated excuse for pizza.

Same. Especially at this time of year, when the zeppoles are out.

The crispy bottom is the key to the best ones

Calvittos are some of my favorites. Especially the ones with the grated cheese on top.

Gotta try Vienna bakery in Barrington. So delish!

Especially the jalapeno ones.

Why would you go anywhere else? They are RI staples

Zaccagnini's Pastry Shoppe

Came here to say that!

Inb4 new juicy construction contract is announced.

My favorites come from Colvitos in Narragansett

Bland? Listen I’m not chomping at the bit to get more bakery pizza all the time, but if your description includes the word “bland” the you have obviously been eating shit-tier ones made by people who said “oh just put sauce on bread? These chuckefucks in this state’ll eat ANYTHING”

Crugnale’s! This brought back a lot of memories

Try it from an actual Italian bakery for the full experience. I used to think it was just weird loyal RI bs because all the previous strips I tried were garbage but the seasoning, bread quality, and tomatoes make a big difference.

I’d recommend Scialo Bros or Bread Unlimited, both off Atwells

Sals Bakery on Chalkstone Ave. Theirs is AMAZING

Pacific Seafood market on reservoir ave in prov

“ I ate half the box?”

🤮🤮😵‍💫😵‍💫🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 that should never be called pizza. It’s disrespectful to pizza which is hot, sold in slices not strips, WITH CHEESE, and certainly not wrapped in plastic sold at gas station checkout counters foh 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

My friends' parents used to get big party pizzas like this for birthday parties. I never understood why everyone would ooooh and aaaah over the party pizza. I was just like.... where's the cheese?

DeLuise and Sal's, on Chalkstone Ave

Pizza chips, baby!

They even have a deal with Summit Dispensary for "special" pizza chips

Lmao, now you're getting down voted. Reddit is hilarious 😂

I’m not as disappointed at this deal getting canceled as I am at the number of morons who seem to think this is a good thing for anybody. People on both sides of the aisle are shockingly ignorant about basic economics.