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Kristallus t1_j1majkb wrote
I saw a shower thought with the exact same wording already this week. It’s not even interesting enough to be reposted so frequently
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DivineDeku t1_j1m87pk wrote
Reply to comment by centerally_votated in The number of people older than you will never increase by GiftSun
Has the amount of people older than you increased today by any chance?
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Regrets-of-age t1_j1m6ldg wrote
Reply to comment by teeohbeewye in Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year by [deleted]
DoorDash Clause.
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Reply to comment by Anachron101 in Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j1m5mml wrote
Anachron101 t1_j1m5dfl wrote
Reply to Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year by [deleted]
At least spell your American centric ideas properly. The "world", which in my thinking is the planet earth, not the US, does not believe in Santa Claus or have him coming to their place as the majority does not celebrate Christmas.
So he does not brEak into houses and he definitely does not do that to "over a billion" houses.
I'd actually be fascinated if a fat man who was invented by an American company would be able to use a chimney to get into our 21st century house (since we don't use a chimney as we have a heat pump)
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Soup89 t1_j1m3ec8 wrote
Reply to comment by teeohbeewye in Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year by [deleted]
Going down a chimney isn't breaking in either. It's unlawful entry, but not breaking and entering.
teeohbeewye t1_j1m2wql wrote
Reply to Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year by [deleted]
where I live he doesn't break into any houses, he knocks on the door on christmas eve and you let him in, he gives the gifts and leaves
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centerally_votated t1_j1lps8f wrote
Reply to comment by Sixhaunt in The number of people older than you will never increase by GiftSun
You don't need to go that extreme at all. Just constant acceleration in space for a year with existing technology will severely put you out of lock step with those on earth temporally (not temporarily.)
centerally_votated t1_j1lpkw8 wrote
I keep seeing this posted and I keep thinking how people don't understand how time-space works.
ch00nz t1_j1lk82a wrote
unless you are South Korean. pretty sure they just changed how they count "age" so it's entire population got "younger" by a year.
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Deathmedical t1_j1mfb9z wrote
Reply to The universe revolves around the most destructive force in the solar system by [deleted]
The galaxy revolves around a super massive black hole yes but the universe does not. Also there is no black hole located within our solar system.